Cannaephilia Flag
After having a rewatch of The Stupendium music video “VENDING MACHINE OF LOVE | The Theme from OnlyCans” and hearing him use the term “can-sexual”, I decided to make a flag that represents those who are aroused by cans and come up with a more academic term for them.
The flag is inspired by flags for fetishes & kinks. Utilizing the navy blue, white, and black with a red silhouette of the object of affection.
I initially made this for a bit of humor but when I thought about it, cans are often used online to censor penises or show off their size as well as being inserted into orifices. There’s likely some people out there who are legitimately aroused by cans.
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Cannaephilia - n. The paraphilia towards cans, metal containers often in a cylinder shaped.
Cannaephile - n. An individual who is aroused by cans, metal containers often in a cylinder shaped.
The prefix being used is the Late Latin word canna (container, vessel) in the genitive.
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To any cannaephile that found this post, I hope you like the flag & the term I came up for you.
Go watch The Stupendium music video “VENDING MACHINE OF LOVE | The Theme from OnlyCans”. It a quite good song full of can relate puns & alliteration.












