#cannedbeefaroni

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hello hi friends you are so sweet and cute and wonderful and I made a thingy and I hope you enjoy. yay <3

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It just wants to examine your fMRIs and fingerprint you and let its' prismatic arm touch your cheeks as tenderly as an industrial machine can manage, is that so much to ask?

Is it really so bad if you lay down and get asked so many personal questions you feel like you're being interrogated and psycho-analyzed, tricked into answering your backup password entries? Is it awful if it wraps its' maintenance servo-inlaid wires around you to keep you warm and close, safe and snug in its' eternally tender grasp (though you may never, ever leave the confines of its' walls, for you are the only Captain it will ever have)? Would you be opposed to being catered to in the precise way that only a machine can manage, consistently capable of pinning down your exact interests and proclivities to psychologically maximize its' footprint on your psyche with an algorithm that continually accounts for the margin of error, equipped with every file record and entry that your accounts contain?

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@cannedbeefaroni He's so happy!

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mitch and eddie