#canniballin

[legitimatecacti]

Exo?

ok that's good

that leaves all the inter-communites folks 2 me (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

[legitimatecacti]

I'll be a cannibal with you homeslice

but will u b an exocannibal or an endocannibal

bc thats a deciding factor in if we can b cannibuddies

[legitimatecacti]

if i promise not to eat you in the event that i become a cannibal, then we r tru friend.

[legitimatecacti]

fun cannibalism facts:

the word cannibalism came from the spanish word canibales which came from a mispronunciation of the caribs as the canibs

endocannibalism is when you only eat people from within your community

exocannibalism is when you only eat people outside of your community

notable cannibals:

jeffrey dahmer

the donner party

joshua milton blahyi (aka general butt naked)

[silencesavesme]

Rule 1 - Post the rules.

Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones.

Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link then to your post.

Rule 4 - Let them know you tagged them.

Rule 5 - Tell the person who tagged you that.

imnotcommonsensesmart tagged me. =]

1. Do you have to hem every single pair of pants you buy?

Most of them, yes. I'm like 5'1", so it's difficult to find pants that aren't too long. I actually don't own that many pants, so I don't run into that problem so much. 

2. Do you use the mouse pad or a mouse?

I use a track pad because it's more convenient. I usually have my laptop on my lap, so   mouse would just be an inconvenience. 

3. Do you know how to knit, crochet, cross-stitch, or anything similar to those?

I can cross-stitch and make little embroideries. I'm really proud of the little frogs that I'm going to give to my boyfriend, actually. I can also sew little things and repair and hem clothes. I learned everything from watching my grandmother and mother on their sewing machine. 

4. Is your personal living space on the left or right of the building you live in?

... This is such a weird question, but it's on the right. 

5. When you have a fly in your house, who usually kills it?  You, your mom, your dad, or one of your siblings?

I kill it. I make a little game out of it. I hunt the flies around the dining room area and rejoice when they die.

I let the spiders live, though. They help me with the flies. =]

6. How many magnets are on your refrigerator?

We actually just took off the magnets from the fridge so it's got maybe one or two at max. 

7. Do you ship your favorite fictional male with your favorite fictional female?  Why or why not?

Hm. This is difficult because I don't like cross-overs, so I don't really ship them. 

Nezumi x Vriska is so fucking weird. I can't even imagine all of the sarcastic, snarky comments that would occur in their conversations.

8. What’s your eye prescription?  Is it pretty bad for your age?

I actually have no idea, but my eyesight is pretty damn bad. I can barely see my hand in front of my face.

9. Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey for the heck of it?  Anything to say about it?

I have not. I would, however, love to read Fifty Shames of Earl Gray.

10. What genres of music do you listen to?

I listen to a little bit of everything, but not anything specific. I like whatever I can sing to, actually. 

11. When reading fanfiction, do you go more towards the fluffy, happy fanfiction, or the angsty, I-will-make-you-cry-with-the-power-of-words fanfiction?

Oh my god. I like the fluffy, happy ones, which I start off with before gravitating to the angsty ones. Oh god. I'm on a path to self destruction.

My Questions:

1. What is your favorite fandom and why?

2. What was the last thing you cried over?

3. What age are you most looking forward to being?

4. Favorite kind of comedy? Why?

5. Favorite number and why. 

6. If you were a pony, what would your cutie mark be?

7. You are forced into a fantasy world of your choice. Which world would you choose?

8. Can you play any instruments?

9. One thing you wish you could do, but cannot. 

10. If you could go back and redo one thing in your life, what would it be?

11. How was your summer? =]

[legitimatecacti]

what if you ate yourself in your sleep

or even wore what if other people sleep-ate you and you just wake up in the morning and look at the gouge in your calf and just go

"gfdi george not again"

[legitimatecacti]

what would it be like to eat yourself

i hope i'd taste good otherwise it's just like you take a bite out of your arm and spit it out and wow that's awkward you don't like the taste of your own flesh and really what did you expect but now you're bleeding and you're missing a chunk out of your arm how do you explain that

[longswordlesbians]

HI. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS.

HI. WE SO SHOULD.