The Scientific Method
The Scientific Method by uraneia on AO3
6k | T | Stiles Experiments with Werewolf Contraception
Author Summary: Stiles’s life was so much easier before his BFF got super powers. “But, so, werewolves have super strength, right? And super speed. And better vision, and better muscle control, and healing powers, and stuff. And some of that’s probably, like, genetic, if you can be born a werewolf. Right?”
“Yeah,” Scott says. From the perplexed look on his face, he doesn’t yet know where Stiles is going with this. “So?”
“So what if you have condom-defeating supersperm?”
Stiles has a lot of research to do. He decides Derek's kitchen is the place to do it. Derek probably regrets giving him a key.
My Notes: This is a hilarious little foray into exploring what happens when Stiles gets fixated on something besides an investigation. Concerned for the sexually active members of the pack, Stiles and Lydia conduct some small n trials to determine if human birth control methods are sufficient to protect werewolves from unplanned pregnancy. This one's clever, short, with lots of good one-liners and a satisfying romantic payoff. Shockingly, rated T, with very little sexual content given the subject matter.