I work for a financial institution and have a pretty senior position, but I still have to do a lot of 'training'
Every quarter we have to do 'IT training' that's basically 'dont open phishing emails, don't give out personal information of our clients' and 'everything you do can be tracked, including internet usage and we can read your emails and teams whenever we want.'
I've worked there seven years and they've never once said anything about me reading the news, AO3, Google docs, anything. So I figure 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻♀️ I'm fine. They block all social media, but never blocked AO3.
There are exactly two people in the company I like.
I'm outside decompressing with said two people as we do for 15 minutes at the end of everyday before we go home to our families. Kinda like wiping away the ick of the day.
Me: what?! Why would you ask me that?
IT: because outside of sites related to your job, that's your most visited website
Me: you guys actually track that?!
IT: yeah we just don't give a shit. Unless you're being audited or investigated we don't give two fucks. So what's ao3?
My other friend is laughing her ass off.
Friend: OH MY GOD ISN'T THAT WHERE YOU READ YOUR WEREWOLF PORN?!
IT: enough said. Hope it's good at least.
Y'all my emo ass, skinny jeans and DC wearing IT guy knows I read/write werewolf porn on the clock and basically said godspeed.
Edit: for everyone telling me he needs a thank you gift (if you didn't see the update, he scrubbed my computer before our security audit and told me I'm free to continue after said audit lmfao), just know I did that! Him and his wife are expecting baby #5 so I bought him the biggest box of diapers I could find! 😂😂
