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i like your butt

I do have a rather nice butt, if I say so myself~

EXCUSE ME MISTER BUT YOU JUST REBLOGGED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, AND I DEMAND THESE IN MY MOUTH RIGHT NOW SINFIJGDNSFSDFWHYAREYOUTORTURINGME

YOUR SMEGMA IS PERFECT.

cantstopthedoctor replied to your post: So

YES.

seriously, it's the ugliest piece of clothing i've ever seen.

cantstopthedoctor replied to your post: Rant on homophobic douches.

being straight is okay, as long as they don’t hit on me. ;) i just wanted to say that, sorry.

I'm straight.

And you have nice eyes. Can I have your number?

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, YOU LIVE IN A ZOO, YOU LOOK LIKE A MONKEY AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

YOU'RE THE SMELLY ONE CHERIE. I SMELL DELICIOUS.but thank you <3

i'm at the taco bell.

cool ... order me a taco within a taco within a taco

taco-ception

i'd like to poke you... if you know what i mean.

... please explain what you mean, miss ...

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