Sabrina’s character is all over the place. I honestly didn’t think the show even had the potential to mess up that badly
I’m pleasantly surprised to find that nick and Sabrina’s relationship has a solid foundation and actually works
Roz and Harvey, however, do not. They’re together because of proximity
I have so many unanswered questions
Okay the show runners didn’t have to bEAT US OVER THE HEAD. Like. Hun. We understood from the last episode of season one that Faustus was a woman-hating Jack ass. You can take your foot off the gas pedal now.
I dig the redemption arc for Billie the bully
I’m still kind of??? Confused????? As to why DORIAN GREY is a character in this show? Like what kind of left field nonsense is this
I mean it’s not bad but it’s also ?????? Seems like the kinda Easter egg/joke that a lot of people wouldn’t catch
Zelda? Marrying Faustus Blackwood? No thank you
And what is that GODDAMN dress she’s wearing, it’s an eyesore, and FURTHERMORE you can’t convince me that Faustus picked that out
I actually didn’t mind their explanation for sexy Satan
The Nazarene myricals were shoehorned in there. If madame Satan didn’t want Sabrina to be the queen of hell, why would she tell her to cure Roz’s blindness
Can Harvey uhhh get off my dick
I get the logic behind the sudden musical part of the episode. But. Why.
YOURE TRYING TO TELL ME THIS IS THE CORONATION OF THE QUEEN OF HELL? HER DRESS LOOKS CHEAP. WHERE DID YOU GET THE THRONES? HOBBY LOBBY? WHATS UP WITH THAT FUCKING DIY HELL CROWN THE FUCK.
Sab looked really badass with the white eyes and she’d totally start a religion
Okay they were a little (A LOT) heavy handed on the symbolism. We get it! Sabrina is supposed to represent Christ! We didn’t need an actual crown of thorns!
Lucifer ain’t nothin but a darth Vader wannabe
Things they should’ve stuck with: Nick being the devil, evil twin, Sabrina becoming the centerpiece of a whole ass religion
Things they didn’t stick with: those
