CAOS: PART 4 RANT
[Spoiler / TW: suicide]
Since a few people started doing CAOS Part 4 rants, here are the few things that confused/upset me the most:
• Sabrina still being portrayed as the good guy and never really gets called out - she's narcissistic, dumb and overall just annoying. She constantly breaks all the rules & does things she knows are extremely dangerous (like meeting Sabrina Morningstar JUST FOR FUN), yet everybody keeps supporting her
• Everything revolving around the necessity of having a s/o, it's really sending out a bad message to the young audience
• Sabrina Morningstar marrying Caliban - how did he even come back from the ninth circle in the first place? How did they end up together? Since everything in the show revolves around how you need to have a bf, my bet is she just took him because there was no one else in hell who was free and didn't look like he was already molding
• Ambrose and Prudence never talking things out even though he obviously genuinely loved her
• The Pygmalion spell not working in S3 because Roz is apparently not Harvey's true love + several other implications that Harvey and Sabrina might end up together, including Roz' prevision, and it's... never brought up again??
• Mary Wardwell joining Blackwood's cult, even though she used to be and apparently still is very Christian and disapproves of occult powers
• They used the magical soil that allows people to rise from the dead for 3 seasons and IT'S NEVER BORUGHT UP AGAIN? They never thought of using it to bring back the Sabrinas?
• They also never thought of calling Marie, A LITERAL GODDESS OF DEATH? A goddess that brought back Vinegar Tom?
• By the way... Sabrina Morningstar died of WHAT EXACTLY?
• Zelda saying in S3 that Hilda can't be dead because she saw the LITERAL FUTURE with Hilda being alive, yet Sabrina appeared in that future too and still died??
• Nick killing himself out of grief and everyone else being last shown grieving too, so after all these episodes of them saving the world and trying to fight dark powers that try to destroy their happy family, no one is happy in the end, AND
• even in the afterlife, EVERYTHING that Sabrina needs to be happy is a boyfriend? WHERE ARE HER PARENTS? Where are her deceased friends and ancestors? WHAT THE FUCK?? What kind of afterlife is this even? THIS MATCHES WITH NO DESCRIPTION OF THE WITCH AFTERLIFE MADE IN ANY SEASON
This is the first post I ever made about a series, and I think it's also going to be the last. Thank you, Netflix, for COMPLETELY RUINING one of my most loved comfort shows.