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[ivepromisestokeep]

why are you giving headcanons to real fucking people from history

BECAUSE. IT’S. A. MUSICAL. THE WHOLE MUSICAL IS A SERIES OF HEADCANONS. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED AND WANT TO SEE THEMSELVES REPRESENTED IN HISTORY. BECAUSE WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK. THEY. ARE. DEAD.

(don’t even talk to me about respect for the dead I will goddamn go off I have lost 4 people in the past three years I know the difference between allowing people to believe things that aren’t true because they don’t do any harm and they make people happy and disrespectful things to say)

[hedderstheowl]

I am a MASSIVE ARSEHOLE and proud. ALSO, I DIDN'T REALISE U WERE SO SHORT IS THAT WHY U HAVE LUCKY THE HORSEDOG SO YOU CAN RIDE HER INTO BATTLE OR JUST TO THE SHOPS IF UR FEELING LAZY???

lucky is actually smol for a greyhound, and she’s far too spindley to sit on. She’d probably need to ride something else into battle tbh, if she feels like she’s gone too far on a walk she’ll either dig her heels in and refuse to go any further unless you drag her or sniff something and sniff it towards home and oh look, seems like she’s facing home now, might as well go that way and cut the walk short huh.

It’s like my aunty Jones’* dog William, he would be the slouchiest, slowest dog on the whole walk until we turned around to go back, he’d be way out in front as soon as it we even mentioned heading home lol

*she’s not actually called aunty jones, she’s my great-aunt joan but when I was small we’d be going to “aunty joan’s house” so I thought that was her name?

PS If I’m feeling lazy I just don’t go to the shops, simple.

[hedderstheowl]

HAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA I'M TALLER THAN U HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SHAME HAHAHAHAHAHA

everyone is taller than me this is hardly news to me hahahahahahahahhwahahawhawhawhaaaa why would you be so meeeean, you’re smol in HEART whaaaaa

at least wolverine can’t say that to me tho haha owned wolverine

[ivepromisestokeep]

I MADE MY HOUSEMATE WATCH IN THE FLESH AND THEY LOVED IT AND SAID THERE NEEDED TO BE MORE AND I WAS LIKE WELCOME TO HELL IM SO PLEASED

[hedderstheowl]

gotossmycausticsalad replied to your photo “I drew a fabulous picture of me n my brother 10/10 (I’m the shorter...”

i want to hang it in the louvre. Or do i mean flush it down the loo? ONE OF THE TWO #hilarious

ur too kind OR ur too kind but sarcatically

[hedderstheowl]

I JUST WATCHED WORLD'S END AND YOU ARE WRONG. SO WRONG. THE BIG DRAMATIC SPEECH IS COMPOSED ENTIRELY OF SOUP DRAGONS LYRICS HOW. CAN. YOU. NOT. LOVE. THIS. FILM????????????????

I never said NO ONE WOULD EVER LOVE IT EVER I said I personally didn’t like it!

(I wasn’t ignoring u, I was waiting for my new charger to appear and then I uh I forgot srryyyy)

Edit: oh yeah also that falcon post you tagged me in, you realise you reblogged that from me right? :’) thank for the thought tho

[ivepromisestokeep]

i cant believe i have to say this bUT NEVER PEE IN A CAFE BIN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE HAVE TO CLEAN THAT UP. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. I MEAN AT LEAST IF IT’S LIFE OR DEATH LIKE. COME TELL ME.  YO I PEED IN YOUR BIN I’M SORRY SHIT HAPPENS. DON’T JUST LEAVE IT FOR ME LIKE SOME UNWANTED EARLY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. HERE. HAVE MY PISS. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS. WHY.

[hedderstheowl]

Lion King 2 is the best and I will fight anyone who argues. DECEPTION, DISGRCAE, EVIL AS PLAIN AS THE SCAR ON HIS FAAAACCCCEEEEEE

DECEPTION (an outrage) DISGRACE (for shame) HE ASKED FOR TROUBLE THE MOMENT HE CAME

I sing quietly it every time anyone mentions deception, which happens a lot in Psychology when we’re talking about experiment conditions. That one really judgy zebra just constantly whispering in my head how he’s an ADGITATER, SEE YOU LATER, BORN IN GREED, RAISED IN HATE, HELPLESS TO DEFY HIS FATE. LET HIM RUN, LET HIM LIVE, BUT DO NOT FORGET WHAT WE CANOT FORGIVE!!!!!!!!! FOR HE IS NOT ONE OF US, HE HAS NEVER BEEN PART OF US. SOMEONE ONCE LIED TO US, NOW WE’RE NOT SO BLIND!

it’s a quality song