Apr 12, 2021
@capmericas @capsmuses
He was wasted. Nothing like good old whiskey and a little something extra to kick all of his conscious marbles out of the window. Max had inevitably rolled down onto the floor with his arms and legs spread out like the Vitruvian Man on the other’s carpet. “Hey!” he called out with a silly grin on his face. “Remember that one time I glitterbombed that chick’s bathroom?” he giggled, baring all of his teeth. “Shiitt....” Max started to hiccup, moving his hands and legs against the carpet as if to make a snow angel. “That was some crazy ass shit - she -hic- had glitter on -hic- her buttcrack for -hic- daaaays.” He snorted again. “You remember that chick? No? -hic- Shit I don’t -hic- even remember -hic-how I got here.”