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"The Storm"
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Inspired by the universe of @the-pen-pot's WIP Sigh No More
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"The Storm"
No AI used, because I don't need that shit.
Inspired by the universe of @the-pen-pot's WIP Sigh No More
Leggy in the air, Leggy on the chair, Leggy everywhere, Where'd my leggy go? OH GOSH I LOST MY LEGGY
Arthur: Reminds me of my pirate days. I had an old mate on my ship, Larry. Larry was an interesting one. He always managed to get himself in trouble. One time he belly rolled himself off the ship with barrels. I could try for a thousands years and I would never be able to understand what went through that man’s mind. Anyway, silly old me, getting off tract, he had a peg leg. Not sure how, but he would just lose it. He would hop around the deck singing almost exactly that ask you sent. The whole crew would stop what we were doing and help him search. To be honest with you, I always suspected my crew mate Ryder. You see, every time Larry lost his leg, Ryder would eventuality carry Larry around in their search for the peg leg. I even saw Ryder cup a feel or two. He was clearly gay for Larry. They were great men. I miss my old crew…
Captain Kirkland and his Hamster
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Here is a little fluff for you guys
“Ummmmmm ghaaaa I hate this...”
Hamster was currently lying on Captain’s bed curled up in a ball. She was experiencing great stomach pains and couldn’t move.
“Alright, what did you do?”
“Nothi-uhhh nothing.”
Hamster could barely stutter out a few words without groaning in pain.
Captain simply raised his eyebrows at the sight before him. He has never seen his hamster like this before. Usually she was energetic and happy, not groaning and lifeless.
Hamster had her eyes closed. She was trying to imagine she was somewhere else, not on the rocking ship that was doing nothing to help her stomach relax. All of a sudden, she felt a warm hand press on her forehead.
“Well, you don’t have a fever. Is it only your stomach? Wait right here.”
Captain Kirkland walked off leaving hamster laying there. She was surprised. She never expected Captain to actually try and take care of her. Maybe it was with her stomach hurting he can’t sleep on her like usual. Yes, that must be it.
As hamster was contemplating how to help Captain sleep that night without being his pillow, he returned.
“Here, chew on this. Let your saliva mix in with the juices and swallow that, not the thing.”
Captain Kirkland gently open Hamster’s mouth and stuck a piece of ginger inside.
“Ginger helps sooth the stomach. I have an old acquaintance who taught me that. He knows much on teas and plants that help the body. Now, just relax. I’ll be back in a bit to check on you later, savvy?”
With that, Captain Kirkland exited the room leaving Hamster inside.
She was blushing a little bit, from happiness. No one has taken care of her for such a long time. Her bother was gone for years and her father was ill. It felt nice, to be cared for.
The ginger helped calmed her stomach and she soon fell into a peaceful slumber dreaming about the high seas and the adventures she will go on by staying with Captain Kirkland.
Captain Kirkland and his Hamster!
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What was before Hamster and John was a gruesome sight. Their father laid motionless and rotting on his bed.
They were too late.
Their dad died alone, his two children, the loves of his life, were not by his side comforting him in his final moments.
“...no, NOOOOOOO! DAD! DAD WAKE UP!”
John held hamster back. He held her tight as they ran out of the house. That smell was their father, It was the stench of death.
The two collapse in the nearby woods. They cried and howled with pain.
Hours passed and night time fell before they noticed.
“I didn’t realize he was so ill. I shouldn’t have left him...”
“No, s/o, this is not your fault. I shouldn’t have left in the first place.”
“You had no idea he was sick! Don’t go blaming yourself.”
“Neither of you two should.”
“Captain? What are you doing here?”
Captain Kirkland walked into the forest to where the siblings were.He did not have his hat or coat on, rather he was covered in dirt.
“A little rabbit told me what happened. I had a feeling this might happen. Time waits for no one and death strikes as soon as he can. Don’t worry. You don’t have to see his body anymore.”
“What?”
“I gave him a proper burial, don’t worry. He is resting. I also found something you two might want to read. Here.”
He handed to two a piece of paper.
“You two know where to find me. Hamster, remember, you have until daybreak to come back to the ship.”
With that Captain Kirkland left the two alone.
Hamster and John, still stunned, looked down at the paper. It was a letter from their father.
My dear children,
I’m afraid that I must leave this world now. It is my time.
You two are my world, my pride and joy, my loves.
Do not cry for me, I’ll be with your mother. We will be together again and will watch over you both. I know you two will have many fun adventures out there in the big open world. I only ask that you two stay safe and be happy.
I’m sorry to leave you two with my body. I only hope that when you fine me that I’m already all bones. That is a might less scary sight.
John, I know you will grow into a fine young man. You will someday learn the true joys in life instead of focusing on money and fortune. Be strong and be merry.
S/o, you are my sweet little child. Please, learn to love yourself. You are beautiful, you are wonderful, you are amazing. I’m sorry for being a burden the last couple of years. You took such good care of me. when you left I could not have been happier. It’s your turn now to live and have fun.
Be free my children. I’ll be waiting with your mom when we someday meet once again.
Love always,
Dad
When dawn breaks s/o was back on the ship.
“There you are.”
Captain Kirkland was in his room writing something on his desk.
“I came back, just like I said I would. John is going to stay here. I promised to send him letters. I even brought some of my stuff this time!”
Captain Kirkland looked deeply into her eyes. Then he moved and held her against his body,
“You did good, but there is no need to be fake, You can show me your true self.”
Hamster dropped her bag and started to wail. She held onto Captain Kirkland as she screamed and cried.
“There you go. Let it all out. Good girl.”
The two hugged as the ship started to move.
Later that night after hamster had calmed down, ate, and told the Captain stories of her dad, and had cried herself to sleep, Captain Kirkland went on the deck and looked up at the sky. In his hand he held the sheet of paper he was writing on earlier.
He looked up at the sky and let the wind blow the paper away. It flew high and seemed to have disappeared into the heavens.
Don’t worry, I’ll take care of her.
Captain Kirkland and his Hamster!
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Captain Kirkland and his crew made hamster’s original home their destination. The crew was curious, this was the first time they have seen their captain do something nice for others. There was no need to travel back there besides dropping off Hamster and her brother to go see their dying father.
The crew started to make jokes about how Captain Kirkland grew soft, but then when he heard those, well, let’s just say the sharks following the ship had a nice meal. No one makes fun of the captain. Luckily hamster and John saw nothing of that.
Besides that one incident though, the trip back to the little town was relatively peaceful. Hamster and her bother spent the whole time catching up and sharing stories. She made her bother to promise never to gamble again. If Hamster didn’t try to find him, he would have been dead. John agreed.
The two were relaxing on the deck watching the dolphins when Captain Kirkland came up to them.
“We shall reach our village for tomorrow. I’ll give you a day. After you say your goodbyes, hamster, you come back here. Remember our agreement, you are mine.”
“I understand Captain. I gave you my word and I’ll stick to it.”
John looked uncomfortable. He did not want his sister to stay, who knows what could happen to her.
“Oh, by the way, captain?”
“Hmmm? What is it pet?”
Hamster blushed a bit at the nickname, but quickly regained herself. “How did you know you would win the game back at the bar?”
“Oh that? I didn’t.”
“...wait what?”
“Oh, don’t worry, I had and still have no intention to lose you. I figured I would test my luck. Unfortunately she was not with me, I lost. So I just killed them all.”
“WHAT! CAPTAIN!”
“What? Aren’t you happy to be with me?”
“YOU CAN’T JUST KILL PEOPLE!”
“Course I can. I’m a pirate. I’m suppose to kill people.”
“But they could have killed you!”
“Hahahah, very funny. I’ll leave you two be now.”
Captain Kirkland walked away leaving the siblings alone.
“....S/o. When we get back, just run away. Don’t come back to him.”
“What! Why? I gave my word John!”
“Sushhhhhh! Who knows who is listening! It’s not safe for you here.”
“I gave my word. He saved our lives. I will not run.”
The day ended and as dawn braked they crew arrived back to hamster’s and her brothers village.
“Alright, Hamster, be back her tomorrow morning. Alright?”
“Alright!”
Hamster and John quickly started to head home.
“Dad will be so happy to see you John! He has missed you you know.”
“I know. I was a terrible son. But I’m back now and will make it up to him!”
The two arrived to their house and opened the door.
“BLAH! What is that smell?!”
“Gosh, I reminded him to take out the trash the day I left to find you. You know how he can’t smell a thing either.”
The two came to their father’s room and knocked on the door.
“DAD! I brought John home!”
“I’m here dad!”
There was no answer.
Hamster opened the door ans came upon a terrible sight.
“...dad, no! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!”
Well, I have some days when I don't like to look in the mirror that much. I see too many flaws- mainly my weight. I'm worried tomorrow will be one, cause it was bothering me earlier tonight Can I have your spin on a Pirate Arthur with a heavier girl? Whether it's one that he kidnapped for some reason, or a stowaway or something?
“So, what am I suppose to do with you, rat?”
Arthur, one of the most fired pirates of the sevens sees was glaring down at his new captive. He caught a little rat who stowed away in the cargo section of his ship. Not the first time that has happened, but, it was the first time for it to be a female rat.
“Uh, well, you see, hehehe….”
S/o had no clue what to do in this situation! She had thought if she hid quietly in the cargo section they wouldn’t notice her! It was a stupid idea, but it was her only choice!
“Well, I’m waiting.”
“I-I-I’m sorry I climbed aboard your ship, but I heard you guys were headed to Tortuga. I need to go to Tortuga!”
“Why? Why would a girl like you want in Tortuga? No one would buy you, rat.”
“My brother is there, I need him to come home! Dad is sick, he just wants to see my brother one last time.”
“Alright. Well, we are almost to Tortuga. About 2 more days of sailing.”
“Really?”
“Yes, so swim.”
“Eh?”
“Yes, I’ll kick you overboard and you can swim next to the ship. It will do you some good, make you lose weight. That or the sharks will have a nice meal.”
“N-n-no! You can’t!”
“I can, I’m the Captain.”
Arthur grabbed s/o’s arm and lifted her up so she was standing.
“Now, move, towards the plank.”
He poked her in the stomach. Then he paused. And poked her again, and again.
“….hum. Lay down”
“Eh?”
S/o, who at this point has no idea what was going through the pirates head figured laying down would be better than walking the plank, so she did.
Arthur sat down beside her and just stared as he was clearly contemplating something. He then layed down perpendicular to her and rested his head on her stomach.
“…..well now. This is nice.”
“W-what?”
“Yes, much nicer than any pillows that I’ve ever had. Alright. You may stay on the ship for Tortuga. Then we will pick your brother up, go back to your hometown, say byebye to your dear old day dad and brother, and then proceed to go sail. “
“What! Wait, so?”
“Yes, it seems like I will now have a little rat to take care of. Be my pillow, and I’ll let you join my crew! You will stay with me, get the best of the best, and let me sleep on you. Sounds like a deal?”
“Uhhh, wow, yes! I’ve always wanted to sail!”
“Perfect. Now, rat, what is your name??”
“S/o.”
“S/o? Why, that is a nice name. Suits you. Hummmm, maybe my rat is more like a hamster, How nice.”
Hey, Mun, when you have free time, and if you’re up for it, could you maybe continue the Pirate England story? *Insert gif of nervously tapping fingers together* only if you’re up for it of course!! Ps do you have a title 😶 just curious
Title huh? How’s this
Captain Kirkland and his Hamster!
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“Play again? Hahaha What will I win? I already have the boy.”
“If you win, you can have the girl.”
S/o and John gasped. John started to cry and shake his head. He already was a lost cause, but his sister still had her whole life ahead of her. She can’t be like him! She can’t give up her body like that.
“Two huh? Well well well, I do like the idea of a personal prostitute. Take her on the ship and use her whenever I want. Yeah, I like that. You have a deal Kirkland!”
S/o was in shock. No, no she can’t do that!
“Cap-”
She stopped instantly. There was a look in Captain Kirkland eyes as he glanced at her. He calmed her. She felt that he knew he would win, that everything is alright. Should she trust him?
“…alright. If you win, you can have me. If Captain wins, he gets us both.”
Kirkland smirked. “Good girl.”
Captain Kirkland sat back in his spot and stared Burty straight in the eyes.
“Ready?”
“Always ready for a game with you Cap Kirkland.”
“Get them out of here, the boy and my hamster. Surprises are always the best.”
The other agreed and while John still had a gag and handcuffs, they dressed him and let them both outside to the rest of the bar. They told the bar maiden there, the one that helped S/o previously, to watch them. She agreed
S/o and John were outside they room. They could not hear anything. They had no idea. They couldn’t help. They just had to wait.
And wait they did.
After what seemed like two hours, the door handle turns.
Captain Kirkland stepped out.
“Captain!”
“Calm down hamster, I won. Now, let’s go back to my ship. Me lads should already be there and we can sail off immediately.
S/o and John started to cry in relief. John was safe, they can go back home now.
“Oh John! We can see dad now!”
“Hehehe, oh no, hamster, did you forget our deal. You’re mine.”
Captain Kirkland was keeping an eye out for the bar maiden. She looked busy with that she was doing and seemed to have no intention of heading to the gambling room yet.
“We can talk about it later though. For now, let’s go.”
The three heading to Captain’s ship. John felt like he was walking on air. He was free. He won’t have to die or pay anymore dept.
They bordered the ship.
“Alright men, set sail!”
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