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ASK BOX OPEN!!!!!!!!!!! Hello! This is a Hetalia reaction/headcannon/ask blog thing. I have asked tons of questions to other blogs, i'm Meowdoglover, and i've figured to make my own cause why not!

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Demon AU!

In this world, Demons roam the land and have their own kingdom. The Commission, a godly group that lives in the Glory Land, urge the human who worship them to rid the world of Demons.

First one for this blog, many more to come!

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If they could have any pet, what pet would each of the Allies have?

Ohhhhh good question

Alfred is a sucker for dogs. Big, small he loves them all!

Arthur is more of a cat guy. Dogs are a bit to loud for him.

Francis adores birds. He likes to sing with them and teach them all sorts of tricks.

Ivan always has wanted a hamster. They are so tiny and adorable. However, he is so big he worried he would hurt the little creature, which is why he has never had one.

Yao favors pandas of course, but he would adore having a Chinese Crested. He loves the cute, ugliness of them.

Matthew loves and adores all animals. He would want them all as apart of his family. Although he would probably pass on snakes and big lizards. He knows mice and other cute tiny creatures are part of their diet, and he would have a hard time feeding them those cuties. Since that would not be fair to the reptiles, he will refrain from having them as a pet.

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Still here!!!

Sorry, job has been a bit busy so I haven’t had time to write.

I’m writing this during a break.

I’ll try to squeeze in some writing time soon!💕💖💕

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Your last post just gave me inspiration. How would 1p England react to his s/o telling him that they suspect that he has a crush on France because England thinks about him all the time?

England: WHAT?!? Well I never! I’ve never been more insulted in my life. Me, a crush on the frog?!? HA! HAHAHA! I unfortunately have been around the frog long enough that I am able to tell them he is about to do or say something stupid. Someone must try to keep him in check! Or else his influence would spread and I lose a life-long freud.

Mun: To be honest, I do ship FrUk, both 1p and 2p so sometimes it will show a tiny bit in my writing. Plus they are just hilarious together

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Oooh, May I please have Yandere 2p Austria Nsfw headcanons. Something Cute, but with a slightly creepy/ dark twist. What is Yandere with out having darkness/ twisted-ness in the mix?

Alright some NSFW post coming up!

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There are two main ways Yandere Roland acts in bed

The King or The Knight

As the King, he wants to be worshiped

Praise him

Love him

Suck him

Bend for him

Present for him

Just LIVE for him

He knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to manhandle you a bit

He works soooo hard to keep you safe, so it only makes sense you be a good little lover for him

In his angry moods where he is afraid of you leaving or in a jealous fit, you will not be allowed to leave his side for a good while

The whole time he will be caressing you, over stimulating you, and making sure you know your place and that he is KING

You will leave his side bruised and even a bit bloody, but knowing exactly where you belong in his house

As the Knight, he want to pamper you

You will be the center of his attention

The only thing that matters in his eyes

He will praise you

Love you

Adore you

Bring you to the brink of pleasure over and over again until he lets you fall apart in his arms

He will tell you how enchanting you are

How magnificent

How alluring

How only he can ever be the one to bring you this pleasure

The only one to know your body better than you

The only one who will ever bend over backward for whatever you want

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Could I have 1p! Allies reacting to s/o who is the personification of the universe? (This sounds so weird but listen I had a thought-)

That is an interesting thought! Let us see how our bois react!

America: Whoa! That is so totally cool! I mean I already knew that there was more to the universae than just Earth cause of Tony, BUT YOU MAKE IT EVEN BETTER!!!

England: ...Why do I feel like if France knew this he would make a sexual comment...Sorry I am not reacting properlly love, but I can feel the Frog making this post weird. Curse him.

France: Mon Amour, no wonder you are so bautiful, you reperesent everything!.... Wait, does this mean you represent Earth as well since Earth is in the Universe... Boss?...Hmmmm Kinky, I like it. Boss, will you pease disiplan your underling. Preferabbly on a bed since the ground isn't too nice on the knees. ;3

Russia:...Are you alright? Being the personification of a country is very harsh at times. You are so much more than that and I worry about what stress you might be under.

China:....Is this the first person alive that I've meet that is older than me? Wait, please tell me that isn't true. Everyone older than me disappears too soon! Please don't leave me as well...

Canada: Oh wow. that sounds like a big responsibility. Do you need any help or anything? I often help Alfred when he needs it.

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I’m Sad and Depressed so writing time!

Feel free to send in some asks cause I’m running a bit low!<3 Fluff would be nice right now

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Go to see you again! Maybe a Allies reaction of their s/o bringing a poodle pup home? Like, the biiiig poodles.

America: DOGGIE!!!!! Big Floof! Good good pup! Alfred LOVES dogs so he would be comepletely ok with this

England:...That is a big pouch...and a poodle...the french dog...really...Arthur is more of a cat person. 

France: OHHHHHH how BEAUTIFUL! We must take them to a styliest! Also we much go shopping for them too! Only the best for them! This puppy will be spoiled and the most fasionable pup around

Russia: What a tiny puppy! How cute ^J^  Ivan thinks everything is tiny. Big dogs don’t phase hi unless there are like Russian Bear Dog big

China: What a cute puppy! (months later) WHY IS IT SO BIG!!!!!!!!!!

Canada: Where did you find this cutie? Is it a stray? I’ll be happy to share my home with his little guy.

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Can I get platonic Yandere 2ps with their kid that just turned 18 and they're ready to move out, apparently they'll feel like a burden now since they're living under the boys roof and is now an adult.

For non groups questions, IE 2p Allies, 2p Axis, ect, I’m only going to write for five characters to make it easier on myself.

2p England: Ohhhhhh my little sweetie! There is no need to move out! I love having you with me, and you are Never and wil Never be a burdan, ok? Now, how about some tasty scones and a hot cuppa. Does that sound nice? Oliver wants to appear like the perfect parant, and he will do so while making sure his child will stay with them. If talking to them won’t work, than Oliver is not afraid to pull some strings in the background. He will make sure you can and will never find a place to live. If that means blackmail, threats, bribery, murder, etc than he will do it all while giving his child a sweet smile and a plateful of their favorite foods. 

2p France: ...Are you feeling unwell? I think you might have a bit of a fever. Go rest now and when you wake up you will feel all better. Francois will have his child stay with him even of he has to posin them and make them bedbound if he must. It will be less work for him than trying to physically stop you from moving out.

2p Russia: It is not logical for you to move out. Wasting money on a place when you have a perfectly good home here and someone to take care of you makes no sense. Viktor will try to use logic on his child. It really does make no sense for his child to try to leave becase he will never let them leave. Why bother in the first place when the effort will be fruitile.

2p Romano: What? But baby, living on your own is boring and frustrating! Isn’t it soooooo much better to live here, in OUR home where you live in luxury? Now, stop being a silly billy alright. I don’t want to hear anymore nonsense of you moving out, capishe? Flavio has strong social toes to pretty much everyone that matters and he will use those ties to tie his child down if he must. It really will be hard to try and move out with all the possible doorways being shut.

2p Austria: Oh my little prince/princess, you don’t really mean you want to move out, do you? Heh that is such a silly thought! You have everything you need here, with me. You are royalty of the dark and must stay somewhere safe. There are many monsters and thing hiding in the shadows that will want to hurt you because you are my little prince/princess. It is safe here, I promise you that. Roland will make a deal with some creatures to go after his child of they really do try to live on their own. Of course he will be the mightly King he is and safe them from harm in the end, but his child doesn’t need to know that each and every attack and kidnapping is orchestrated and planed by dear old daddy himself.

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The axis having their darling come home with a dead body and asking for help with it.

Italy: EHHHHHHHH! BELLA/O! What have you done!!! What should I do? Whaaaaaaaaa Germany help!!!!!!! This is a soft boi, do not bring dead body to him please

Germany: …Alright, here is what we do. Luckily I have thought of this happening and already have a plan created.

Japan: Well then, I believe I have more room in my stone garden for a body.

Romano: Why? Just why? Whatever, rivers are always a good place. All we need is some cement and then the fishes will take care of the rest.

Prussia: YES! I’ve always wanted to help someone hide a body! This is just like in the movies! Let’s go!!!

Austria: …This is more of a task for Roland. Go ask him to hide a body with you.

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I SEE ANY MENTION OF ROLAND, I REBLOG.

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As a 2p Austria connoisseur, I'm gonna answer this ask for the Roland part:

First, he'll obviously be like "VHAT DID you do you acquire this??", and assuming it wasn't like murder or something, he immediately gets to work:

"Ok, ve need to get rid of zhis vithout any evidence."

So he drags the body to his ominous basement and tells you to stay upstairs; after a few hours he comes back up like nothing happened and he just ":)"

You never hear of it again and never ask what he did.

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This is good!

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The axis having their darling come home with a dead body and asking for help with it.

Italy: EHHHHHHHH! BELLA/O! What have you done!!! What should I do? Whaaaaaaaaa Germany help!!!!!!! This is a soft boi, do not bring dead body to him please

Germany: …Alright, here is what we do. Luckily I have thought of this happening and already have a plan created.

Japan: Well then, I believe I have more room in my stone garden for a body.

Romano: Why? Just why? Whatever, rivers are always a good place. All we need is some cement and then the fishes will take care of the rest.

Prussia: YES! I’ve always wanted to help someone hide a body! This is just like in the movies! Let’s go!!!

Austria: …This is more of a task for Roland. Go ask him to hide a body with you.

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Maybe Allies with their 5-7 year old son that's a music prodigy. Lile one day they they heard their son singing Derniére Danse ( the male/ deeper version ) so beautifully and fluently, despite never speaking French not a day in his life. Or when they found their son playing a the piano professionally and beautifully. BONUS: the counties son likes to be around Austria a lot because they fair similar interests.

America: Well we defiantly need a piano…is there a video game piano thing? Like Guitar Hero? Alfred has never been one for classics or anything that doesn’t have a good strong beat, but he will always support his child.

England: The classic? Not a bad choice. Very soothing and angelic. Hopes his son will eventually get into Rock and Roll so they can rock out together

France: Mon Bebe! You are so incredible! Very proud of his child and will encourage the frequent trips to Austria. Not only does it make his child happy, he gets to stare at Austria as well.

Russia: My little one, how beautiful! You so so talented. Would you like to take lessons? I would love to hear you perform some of my classics, da. Proud papa bear

China: That is beautiful! My child is a prodigy! We will get you many lessons and more instruments! Are you interested in learning some of our historical classics as well?

Canada: Oh wow! How beautiful! Would you like to take lessons or learn on your own?

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Allies reaction to their s/o being bff with Belarus?

America: Really? REALLY? With Russia’s sis? Ah, Fine!

England: I’m not sure about this. I distinctly remember Belarus trying to stab me with a knife after I patted Russia on the back…

France: As long as she stays a good distance away from me, I’m ok.

Russia: I’m so happy my sunflower is the BFF with my dear sister! And since Little Belarus is dear friends with my sunflower, she has left me alone and no longer demands I marry her!

China: … aiya if Belarus is around, then Russia must be too…

Canada: I don’t understand why people are scared of Belarus. She is one of the few people who actually notice me!

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Maybe some teacher 2p Axis with a female student that burst into the classroom and yells " bow down peasants, I just came out the closet !!!!! " in a really happy tone and is wearing a bisexual crop top. Then they point at another student ( she's a female too and is a lesbian ) and says ," you. Me. After class, we got to talk hunny " in a confident and slightly flirty tone. Just overall a very good day for her and the whole school is excepting.

2p Italy: That is nice and all, but it is time for class. Go take a seat and you all can chat during break.

2p Germany: Woooooo! Good for you! Being true to yourself is great!

2p Japan: ……… going to take this lapse of happy chaos and read some hentai

2p Romano: Bella! Congratulations! Welcome to the LGBTQ+!!! super excited

2p Prussia: Awwwww, I’m glad you are happy, b-but it is time for class. Sit ple-please.

2p Austria: While normally I would fight anyone who calls me a peasant, I’m clearly the King, I’ll let it slide for this time.

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Hey!! How would 1p and 2p England react to an s/o that gets UNGODLY flustered whenever they speak due to their accent?? ❤️❤️

Mun: I think you mean the hetalian’s accents so I’m going to write it that way. Sorry if I misinterpreted it!

England: I have heard that people love a good British accent, but I have never seen someone react as strongly as you my dear. Red cheeks is a good look on you and I do hope you enjoy a bit of pillow talk. Will use this to his advantage and make his s/o blush and flustered whenever he pleases

2p England: Awwwwww Poppet no need to be flustered, it is just little old me speaking. Hehe while it is flattering that you love my accent so much, let us try to get you use to it love. Thinks his s/o is very adorable, but he does love to talk. Being flustered 24/7 can not be comfortable so he will do his best for his s/o to get use to him talking.

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I’m so happy that you’re back! You’re one of my favorite Hetalia blogs! If I could make a request, I’d love to see the 2p Allies reaction to a s/o who paints to help relieve their anxiety. I find painting so soothing, myself.

Mun: Ayyyyyy I feel that! Painting is so nice!

2p America: Painting again? You chill or need to chill? Allen loves watching you paint, but since he knows you do it when you are anxious, he will always check up on you and see what you need and how you feel. Will try to get you to spray paint with him.

2p England: Ah! What a lovely masterpiece you are creating! May I sit and watch? Oliver is such a sweetie and will always support your artistic talents. He will make tea share a good cup with you while watching you paint just in case you need a comforting presence nearby.

2p France: Painting… Do what you will. Francois is a bit of a broken man. He use to paint but the critics and reviews and pressure of everything ruin the once relaxing enjoyment for him. Maybe you can help him regain his love for the art?

2p China: Ayyyyyy that looks so good! Hey hey hey let me take a pic of it! This is so going on the page! Zao is very supportive and even made an Instagram page to post your art and brag about how amazing you are.

2p Russia: You are quite talented. When you are done let us fine a frame and hang it in the library. Art must go with other masterpieces. Viktor does not have a artistic talent at all, but he does love to appreciate art and is very encouraging of your paintings. He will always pay your head when he sees you paint, and gives you a kiss on the cheek if he notices you are particularly anxious that day.

2p Canada: if you want, I read up on how to stretch canvases and such. I can probably make you one and a frame too… Matt wants to help, but he is an awkward boi, so he believes that by making you stuff to paint, that you will be stocked up and can paint when you are anxious and need to. Soon this boi will learn how to make paint on his own and give those to you. He shows loves in making things with his hand.

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What is 2p Russia idea of a perfect date with his s/o?

Viktor is a man of culture. He prefers to spend his time in his huge library, enjoying a good documentary, and taking a stole though the woods by contemplating life.

He probably things the perfect date with his s/o would be a trip to a museum or the theater. He does so love to see the ballet.

However, once in a while when his s/o makes him join them on doing something outside of their comfort zone, he really does enjoy an exciting experience with them.

Admittedly one of his favorite dates that he fondly thinks of is going to a random carnival the they drove past while visiting America. It was cheesy, full of fried food, a bit nauseating at times, and only had rigged games, but seeing his s/o laugh and look at everything in excitement that admittedly you can’t get from a reading of a plaque at a museum of fine arts is worth every moment.