#captain grinchby

[captainwaynerigby]

Rubs his temples. It's that time of the year again.

This is a gentle reminder to not send unlabelled gifts to GDF personnel. We have to treat them like suspicious packages (because they are) and it's headache inducing.

Next time, just attach a gift tag.

[captainwaynerigby]

*drops a suspicious package in your desk draw and runs away* spoilers: it's socks

Another one? He's getting out the flamethrower this time.

[captainwaynerigby]

Large and suspiciously heavy box arrives addressed to:

Captain W Loveboat Rigby

There appear to be lipstick marks on the packaging

Definitely not blushing at the address.

Another one for the bomb squad. That team should be getting a bonus for this time of the year.

[captainwaynerigby]

Captain Rigby, please please PLEASE ...if you see a moving package, and there's scratching sound coming from it

Please don't blow it up, its my robotic bunny contained within

Since my mum is highly allergic to pet hair, dad sort of cobbled together a robotic bunny, she was my companion for years, and it was the only decent invention he actually made

I was wondering where she went until he dropped the bombshell that he thought I was 'too old for toys'

Shannon

Understood. Thank you for bringing this to my attention, Shannon. I'll have the robotic bunny returned to you at once. Please make sure you keep it far away from your dad in the future.