#captain hatch

[youlooklikeabeeandilikebees]

[smileysinmypocket]

[melmalfoy]

I'm only the fucking devil

The devil, aka king of sass

[melmalfoy]

I'd turn water into wine but it's been copyrighted.

The fucking devil

[sofocandome]

Best part of a century I've waited for this. Stuck in this chair. In this body. And now here they are. A vampire and a werewolf, under the same roof. It's as if someone smuggled in a file in a cake. And all I have to do is stir them up a bit, and wait for the power to rise and carry me out of here on a great wave. Trinity though. Don't like that. The ghost will have to go. I'll think of something. I'm getting stronger every day. And when the time is right I will rise. And then I'm going to drain the world dry. I'm going to laugh up every drop of hope and love and feel it run down my chin. I'm going to turn men into beasts and ruin their women and spit poison into their children. I'm going to scorch the earth with proper Old Testament despair and teach them that the gods are there to be feared and everything you love will die and everything you're scared of will come true.

Captain Hatch - Being Human UK (series 5, ep 2)

[lastwinner]

ATTENTION: EMERGENCY BROADCAST!!!

[lastwinner]

You see, ever since you crawled out from the primordial soup and flopped onto the beach, I thought I was the one holding you back; distracting you with shiny stuff and gunpowder. And then I was... put on the reserves bench, shall we say. And I thought, 'Oh, well, that's that. Without me whispering in their ears, they'll build utopia!' Well dearie me, I got that wrong! He made you so He could retire, did you know that? You were meant to be the pinnacle of evolution; a creature so sophisticated and powerful you wouldn't need Him. And He could go back to His gardening and His wordsearch puzzles. But what do you do? You elect leaders that despise you, and rob you of your freedom and dignity; you pollute and devour your Eden; you know beauty to be false, but you prostrate yourselves before it; you think to be a philistine is honest, to be educated is cunning; you find the lowest common denominator and then you dig deeper! I was supposed to be the lesson. I was the warning. I was the villain. And you all became my tribute act! There is nothing I can do. Nothing in all the palaces of the imagination worse than what you do to each other! You dragged the world to the brink of the abyss! Well done! And now I'm just going to give it that final nudge!

Captain Hatch to Humanity on how he sees them

[seanssuitsandstuff]

Halloween Costume 2013: being human Captain Hatch

Oh and its worth noting I also had the tie tied in the right direction like him.

Thanks to my grandmother for all the help.