Anderwheel day two: Captain Ochre, New Captain Scarlet edition!
(Completed 18/03/26)
Miss girlie why were you so difficult 😪 I’m not all that happy with this one but the point of my self inflicted challenge is to draw more, so we posting flops and all
Anyway Ochre my girlie they could never make me hate you one day I will cosplay you because I won’t need a fuckass wig
Regeneration
(noun)
renewal or restoration of a body, bodily part, or biological system after injury
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“...nah, that's too cruel to the fish. I say we call the Mechanic and get a new Zero-X together,” Ochre was saying as Blue keyed the door to the Officer’s Lounge and it swished open to let him into the space.
“Well that was a sentence to walk in on. What are we talking about?” Blue asked as he came in, finding his brothers in arms clustered around the central table and deep in conversation.
“You've watched it?” Magenta asked from his perch on the edge of a chair. ‘It’ didn't need explaining.
“Yeah.” Adam was quietly surprised by how even his voice was.
“We're brainstorming things to do to UnNamed,” Ochre explained. “I want to send him on a one-way trip back to the Oort Cloud.”
“I like that idea. What was the ‘too cruel to the fish’ one?” Blue asked as he diverted around the cluster and got himself a coffee.
“Throwing him in a tank full of hagfish and letting them eat him alive,” Grey answered with a thin-lipped expression.
“Not piranhas?” Blue asked curiously as he put a splash of milk into his cup.
“That one's an urban myth.”
“So why's it cruel to the hagfish, they're scavengers, aren't they?” Blue asked as he came back with his coffee. “UnNamed would be a perfect meal for them.”
“UnNamed is so toxic he might give ‘em food poisoning,” was Ochre's answer, delivered with a tight grin.
“We know he’s in contact with Bereznik, a treasonous action. We could always go for a traditional punishment for treason,” was Scarlet’s chilling suggestion. “Hanged, drawn and quartered.”
“...do I want to know?” was Magenta’s wary question.
“Hang him until he's half dead, cut him down and open his belly to draw out his innards, which may or may not involve putting his intestines on a brazier while he's still alive, castration, and/or cutting his heart out in front of him. When he's dead, quartering - chopping his body into pieces for display. The head goes on a pike over the city gates, then the torso is cut into four parts and the limbs are dispatched for display elsewhere.”
Magenta shuddered. “Nasty. I like it, but is it nasty enough?”
“We could stake him out on a fire ant nest,” Blue suggested. “I’ve been bitten by those before, that was nasty.”
“Bullet ants are worse,” Grey opinioned.
“Wasn’t it army ants in that old Indiana Jones movie?” Magenta asked, getting up to make himself another cup of coffee. “We could toss him to some of them.”
“Army ants don’t have nests in the ground, they bivouac in clusters,” Blue replied, once again a font of obscure knowledge. “Indiana’s an archaeologist, not an entomologist, he got it wrong.”
Grey listened for a bit as the debate turned into a revisit of their favourite group topic of movies and their inconsistencies and errors, (with a comment of ‘wait, we don’t want to give fish food poisoning but we’re okay to give ants food poisoning?’ from Ochre), well pleased to hear that everyone was well on their way through processing the initial shock of the broadcast. He lingered a little longer, just to be sure everyone was more or less okay, then finished his coffee and put the cup in the dishwasher.
He had a Guppy to find.
T H U N D E R F A L L
When he woke up, it took Brains a moment to remember where he was.
Sleeping in was very unusual, a deviation from his usual routine, ‘But evidently I required a longer rest than my norm,’ Brains realised as he fumbled for his glasses, put them on and sat up, feeling several muscles protest movement after the rigours of the previous day. ‘Yesterday was… eventful.’
MAX was at his side instantly, trilling happily as he gave a general update on things and that breakfast would be delivered and what would he like to have?
“B-bagles, please, M-Max, toasted, with butter, and tea, English Breakfast with milk,” Brains said as he carefully got up and assessed his surroundings. He hadn’t really cared too much about the room when he’d been shown to it by… Captain Grey, yes, that was the right name, but he could see that it was comfortable, even luxurious.
He pottered about the room - that was the only accurate term for it really - examining fixtures and features that he hadn’t had time or inclination to investigate when he’d arrived. A shower was accomplished, and MAX had kindly stored a full change of clothes for him in his back pod so he was able to dress while waiting for his laundry to be cleaned and returned to him, then he sat himself at the small table and… stopped. For the first time in… an extended amount of time… he did not have a list of tasks to complete, objectives to achieve, KPIs to maintain, and targets to meet. There were no alarms, no emergencies requiring his input and analysis. He could simply… be. The sensation was… unfamiliar.
A chime at the intercom startled him out of his reverie. “Sir, breakfast,” an unfamiliar but cheery voice floated through the speaker.
MAX responded before he could, whipping the short distance across the room to open the door and claim the tray, bringing it across with a happy trill and placing it before him.
“T-thank you, MAX.” Brains smiled as he examined the contents of the tray and decided to start with the tea. It seemed to be sufficiently brewed so he poured it into the heavy, white ceramic mug and added a splash of milk. Picking it up with both hands, he let the warmth seep into his fingers, a pleasant sensation that was remarkably grounding and soothing as he permitted his mind to continue to drift. He had nothing driving him to jump from task to task, the opportunity to rest was one he was going to take full advantage of. It was unfamiliar, and the feeling of ‘missing something’ was threatening to become quite disconcerting… and that was when revelation struck and shifted all of his parameters.
“...oh…” Brains almost dropped the mug as his thoughts linked up into a cohesive whole, data points and information neatly slotting into place alongside experiences and memories. He could hear EOS’ voice in his ear as clear as that day all those years ago when she uttered the words ‘I feel a lack of urgency’.
Just as clear was John’s huffed laugh as he replied ‘Me too, it’s called ‘relief’.’
Relief.
He was no longer keeping an ear or eye on his surroundings, constantly attentive and attuned to the chirp of an email or incoming comms call, the sound of footsteps, smell of cologne, or other signs particular to an approaching Mister Tracy. He was no longer spending mental and emotional energy on watching his back, prepared to leap up with the appropriate expressions and phrases to welcome Mister Tracy and respond to whatever Mister Tracy’s emotional state was this time. He was no longer anticipating the man, readying himself to bend himself into whatever format was required to appease him.
Oh. This was what Mark had tried to impress on him all those months ago.
His Fight, Flight, Freeze and Fawn response, carefully programmed and shaped to optimise his own survival, as all instincts were, was currently unneeded.
Brains set down the mug before he could drop it and sank into the embrace of the chair, letting the softness of the padding and upholstery hold him up because the rest of him was not fit for the task.
Closing his eyes, Brains ignored the tears of relief that rolled down his cheeks and let MAX shove his head under his hand, the faithful robot warbling softly in comfort and reassurance.
He was free.
He was safe.
T H U N D E R F A L L
‘Well, guess this is a new one to add to the list.’ Brad kept his footsteps on the louder side of things, not loud enough to be disruptive, but just enough to let his quarry know he was coming. He’d either called ahead or hunted through all the usual spots - the pool, the starboard observation tube, the Amber Room, and Guppy’s quarters - to finally track him down here, to the Chapel. It was mid morning and the light was slanting up, through the windows. Gordon was in his civvies, seated on the floor on the left side of the room, half-hidden by a potted fern. “Hey Guppy.” He kept his voice down as he sat beside the younger man and offered him one of the insulated cups he carried: bulletproof coffee. The perfect thing when you needed fuel but eating was too difficult.
"Hey Salt." Gordon took the cup. "Thanks." He sniffed at the cup. "Oh… yeah, food."
"Drink."
"Yes'sir." Several long swallows later, he brought the cup down and turned back to the stunning vista outside the window.
Brad waited, words were hard right now.. But after draining his own cup, he knew he had to make the first move. "Talk to me, Guppy."
"About what? That I'm the get of a man that nearly killed two brothers and - " Fingers flexed on the cup.
"And?"
"Made my youngest brother, my little brother, kill."
“Deep waters there, Guppy.” Brad slowly rolled the now empty cup between his palms. “His sins are his, you know that, right?”
Silence that burned like acid was the only answer, and he could feel Gordon hunching, pulling in on himself like a neutron star collapsing under its own weight.
‘Oh… yeah, I’ve seen this before.’ Brad picked his next words with care. The only thing more destructive than the Tracy Temper was the Tracy Guilt. All directed inwards, silent and vicious, it would consume a Tracy from the inside out unless someone went in and pulled him out of that pit of his own making. “Regretting listening to Scott two years ago?” was what he settled on.
The quiet was very deep before a small ‘yes’ was uttered. It felt apologetic, almost guilty, and soaked with pain that was years deep.
"It wouldn't have changed anything."
Gordon seemed to pull even more inward. "I know that, or at least my head knows that. My heart… " he shook his head. "It's the Squirt. We've tried to keep him from making that choice, of being in the situation that he needed to make the choice in."
“And you did the best you could. You exhausted every option you had.” He nudged Gordon with his shoulder, a gentle, barely there touch. “You and your family kept him from having to make that choice for, what, twenty years? Considering who you’ve been up against, that’s an achievement all of its own.”
Gordon snorted. "Well, the first five were the hardest." He drank more of the coffee. "It's not just that. It's - John and Virgil too. He nearly worked them both to death. And I'm pretty sure it was deliberate. Wayne and Dosela got time off, his pet lapdog got time off, but not John and sure as hell not Virg." There was a deep breath. "I ran away. I went with Scott and Alan, and I left them behind with UnNamed. I - I should have done something."
“You were under enemy fire.” Brad kept his voice clinical, almost but not quite the elocution of an officer in a briefing. “Your vessel was holed and critical systems were down, you had to retreat and regroup, and they chose to stay on the beach. It’s an ugly truth, but they chose to stay there. If you’d run an evac in that moment, they’d have fought you, and in yours’ and Scott’s condition, they’d have dragged you under.” Brad put down his cup and slung an arm around Gordon’s shoulders. “They had to be ready to be rescued.”
"I know. Head-heart thing again. John likes to say the impossible is always optional with us, but this time…" he sighed, "this time impossible wasn't." He leaned on the older man. "I keep telling myself that if I stayed I could have done something, but I'd be just as bad off as they were - are."
“Yup.” Brad held him, closing his eyes and drawing in a deep breath to fend off his own moments when he could have - should have - made a different choice, acted a little faster, said something else, done something differently. “Does it help to remember we’ve all got those moments? That you’re not the only one to have decisions you regret?”
A bitter laugh. “Yeah. Brain knows it, but not the rest of me.”
“Noted.” Brad gave Gordon’s shoulder a little squeeze. “So, does iR have a time machine somewhere down in the guts of the island?”
"With Brains, anything is possible, but I don't think he's gotten into temporal physics. At least not yet." Gordon freed a hand to scrub at his face. "I get your point. Can't change the past, we can only affect the future. But - it's hard sometimes. Hell, it's hard most of the time. But when it's family, it's even harder."
“Yup.” Brad paused to order his words. “So I’m betting you got the same spiel I did in the WASP spinal ward.”
Gordon snorted. “Which spiel? There were like, six of them.”
“At least.” Brad cracked a half-smile. “The ‘one at a time’ one.”
“Oh yeah, that one.” Gordon let his head hang back and hit the wall with a muffled thud. “ ‘How do you eat an elephant seal? One bite at a time. How do you strengthen your body? One movement at a time. How do you move forward? One step at a time.’”
“‘ How do you heal? One day at a time.’ ” Brad finished the litany they’d both heard time and again from the nurses, doctors, physios and specialists. “You’ve got lots of shoulders to lean on, you know that, right?” He reached over with his free hand to poke Gordon in the side. “That’s half the point of Koala, teaching a pack of half-wild, barely housebroken specialists from all across the world to lean on each other and to hold each other up.”
"Excuse you! Scott and I were fully housebroken." He straightened a little. "I know I've got shoulders, I'm talking to you, aren't I? It's still hard. Even if it's one bite at a time, some of those bites taste pretty bad." He let out a breath and seemed to uncurl without moving. "It's hard, it's nasty, but once it's done, it's done and you're on to the next bite and hopefully it's a better one."
“Exactly.” Brad jerked a thumb to point behind them. “Like my Salt used to say, we can’t go back to fix the past. So we can either sit here and stew in it, or, ” he pointed in front of them, “we can go forwards. I’m not going to let you sit and stew in your misplaced Tracy Guilt, so I’m gonna drag you over that way until your family’s got things together enough to take over and keep dragging you along with them. Eventually, all of you dragging each other along will get you over this mountain and back into the sunlight.”
"Heh… It's more us dragging Scott, but yeah, we usually drag ourselves." He gave Brad a sideways look. "Sort of like all the Colour Captains. Yeah?"
“Exactly like that.” Brad sighed. “You weren’t here after the start of the War, but it was bad. If it wasn’t for the Old Man pointing us in the right direction and dragging us along with him, I think we might have imploded. But he got us moving and kept us moving until it became enough of a habit we were able to keep moving under our own steam. He’s good like that.”
“Yeah, he is.” Gordon looked out at the clouds again. "So what's the course now?"
"We sit here, talk, and when you're ready, we go drag our brothers along with us."
Gordon cracked a half-smile. It was weary and worn, but still a smile, and crucially it was one that touched his eyes. “That sounds like a good plan to me.”
T H U N D E R F A L L
Lying on the floor of their assigned guest quarters, Wayne stared at the ceiling and focused on his breathing as his phone buzzed for what seemed the millionth time. Beside him, Dosela was also sprawled on the floor and doing the same.
He and Dosela had watched the expose and spent a good half hour inventing swear words to distract themselves from the guilt of ‘how did we not see all of this?’. By mutual agreement they’d both put out the one message to their respective family/friends group chats to reassure the people who needed to know that they were okay. Dosela had been told about the ‘#IbelieveScottTracy’ tag by one of her cousins so they’d both reblogged it on their own, barely-used socials, then they hadn’t touched their phones since.
“...so…” Dosela rolled her head over and looked at him. “Done enough moping?”
“Yep.” Wayne had an idea of what was coming next and sat up with a grunt. “Phone calls?”
“Phone calls, texts, emails, everything,” Dosela grinned as she lunged up and grabbed her phone before lying back down. “You’ve got the update for Colonel Casey?”
“F.A.B.” Wayne had his phone in hand and was scrolling through the contact list, and he paused long enough to cant a sharp smile at Dosela. “Betcha the GDF gossip chain is worse than WASP’s.”
Dosela was already typing up something and he could see enough to make out she was writing ‘#IbelieveScottTracy’ again. “Prove it, flyboy.”
“Oh, I will.”
T H U N D E R F A L L
Alan woke up to the sound of two of his brothers' laughter.
“Now that's one to remember!” Virgil chuckled.
“I agree!” a woman answered him.
Alan tensed and ran the numbers. He didn't recognise her voice, but they were on Cloudbase and Virgil and John were laughing. Odds were good she was on their side.
“Three?”
How on earth Virgil always knew when he wasn’t as asleep as he pretended to be, he’d never know. Since the jig was up, Alan cracked his eyes open, was glad the room was still pretty dim, and stretched as much as he could, squeezed in as he was between the space noodle and the family bear. He didn’t have as much room as last time, back at New Haven, but he still had too much room! A scrub of his face induced some wakefulness, and Alan quickly tallied up the contents of the room. Him, John and Virgil - who were still attached to IVs and ‘bot nurses - no Kayo, Scott or Gordon, and an older woman with a Gordon-esk fashion sense.
“Hello,” she smiled at him. “I’m Doctor Orchid, the base psychologist.”
“She’s been helping me with some stuff,” Virgil filled in the pertinent details. “She came to check in and learn some new swear words from Five. Xanthic, Shadow, and Cobalt should be back later.”
“Hi.” Alan wormed his way up into a sitting position as he quickly tabulated the briefing and slotted Orchid into the web of people around them and where she fitted in the trust spectrum. Virgil trusted her enough to debrief with her, but she hadn’t been given names yet, so she was somewhere in the middle.
Doctor Orchid, Cloud’s deep voice filled the room, there is an urgent call for you.
“Thank you Cloud, I’ll take it in my office,” Orchid briskly nodded to the camera in the corner as she rose. “Two, when you are ready for a session, Cloud or one of the nurses can help you with a booking, but my schedule is very flexible - including zero-dark-thirty appointments - and the offer is open to all of you.”
“Will do, Doctor, thank you,” Virgil smiled back.
“You’re welcome,” she replied, then opened the door and swept out with a rustle of her long skirt.
“I like her,” was Alan’s softly voiced conclusion as he leaned into Virgil’s side. Both his brothers were still so underweight! ‘As soon as I get access to a kitchen, I’m making a feast,’ he decided. He was already planning the menu when the intercom chimed for attention.
“Hello, it’s Scarlet. I have nurse-approved contraband, may I come in?”
John was the first to get to the intercom button on the wall beside his bed. “What’s the contraband?”
“Whittaker’s specialty chocolate blocks, but not the coffee one sadly, that got taken off me and claimed as the nursing staff’s ‘cut’.” The captain mock t’sked. “I tell you, it’s downright criminal the percentage the nurses are taking to permit contraband for Medical’s inmates.”
“Did you get the pear and honey one past them?”
“I’ll have you know I had to wrestle James for it.”
That got a soft laugh out of all three of them and a ‘come on in’.
Scarlet was in uniform as he came inside and immediately handed a paper bag over to Virgil with the comment of “I’ll trust you with the distribution.”
“Are you on duty?” Virgil asked as he rummaged around in the bag, found the pear and honey chocolate block and handed it over to John.
“Yes, on standby,” Scarlet clarified. “The colonel prefers that we stay in our ready room, but as long as we can respond he doesn't mind us going for a little leg stretch.”
“Keeps you all from climbing the walls?” Alan guessed.
“Indeed.” Scarlet gave him a quick smile. “Speaking of going for a leg stretch, Three, if you feel up to it, I can take you for a walk down to the Promenade garden after lunch. Five can attest to it being quite the lovely spot.” He looked at the older Tracy brothers. “If you two continue to behave and agree to hover chairs, I've secured permission to take you there after dinner, and you're welcome to come again as well, Three.”
“How did you manage that?” John asked curiously. “Fawn's been pretty strict on keeping us here.”
“I asked Burgundy, not Fawn,” Scarlet replied, then added, “I also traded three packets of speculaas biscuits and a promise of exemplary behaviour on my next stay. I know how the walls close in when you're stuck here.”
Alan glanced at his brothers, got their permission to venture out, then nodded to Scarlet. “Yeah, that'd be good,” he murmured in a quiet voice. “These okay to go outside in?” He plucked at his scrubs.
“It will be fine, they’ve all seen me running around in the ugly scrubs Fawn puts me in when he thinks I’m going to be a flight risk.” Scarlet grinned, and the sheer impishness of the expression made Three’s mouth twitch in an involuntary flicker of a smile in return.
There are suitable civilian clothes available at the base shop, if you prefer, Cloud helpfully suggested.
“Perfect idea, Cloud,” Scarlet nodded to the camera in the corner. “Would you help Three with the order? It can go on my account, and I'll pick it up after lunch.”
I will take care of the cost. I will also make the offer to the other Thunderbirds. Cloud declared. EOS, may I borrow your projector to assist Three with placing his order?
Yes, you may, EOS replied, her icon blinking out to be replaced by an online order screen already set to ‘clothing’.
“I’ll be back at 1330,” Scarlet told them, and ducked out to leave them to it.
True to his word, he was back at half past one to deliver a paper shopping bag. The captain was off duty this time, wearing comfortably broken-in jeans, a red tee shirt with ‘In my defence I was left unsupervised’ across the front, and black gym shoes. After ducking into a patient bathroom with the bag, Alan came out in tan cargo pants, a black tee shirt, and blue sneakers.
“Not my most fashionable outfit,” Alan tried to joke as he dumped the scrubs into a dirty linens bag, “but it's better than scrubs.”
“Much better,” Paul nodded. “This way.”
He shepherded Alan past the nurses’ station, had a quick word with them and promised to bring him back, then after picking up cups of hot chocolate from Medical's kitchen they were into the maze of hallways that threaded the base.
When they approached the wide doors to the Promenade, Alan wasn't quite sure what to expect, this was a military base after all, and those weren't really known for their interior decorating. Headquarters yes, where all the higher-ups did their thing, but not the bases where the work got done.
He absolutely did not expect a lush, sun-drenched, sub-tropical garden.
Flowering bromeliads were having a colouring competition with hibiscus bushes, the little white stars of jasmine perfumed the air, spindly yucca plants and snake plants stretched up to the high ceiling, climbing roses wove through trellis walls, and a dozen other plants spilled from planters, pots and garden beds. Clusters of chairs, loungers and benches were here and there, and the floor to ceiling windows gave him a perspective on the world that he hadn't seen in… far too long.
“Quite the view, isn't it?” Paul asked, sounding well pleased with having pleasantly surprised him.
“...it is.” The expanse outside pulled on him like a magnet and he leaned against the window frame to drink it in, slowly sipping from the warm cup in his hands as he let the drifting clouds draw his eyes and soothe the turmoil in his soul.
Alan was aware of Paul moving to sit on a chair between him and the door, guarding his back. It was something he appreciated in a way that he couldn't put into words just yet. His family would have been all over him - talking to him, fussing over him, holding him - but Paul was giving him space - both physical and emotional - and time to try and come to grips with things inside his own head.
The mug was empty and the dregs were stone cold by the time he felt sort-of ready to talk to the older man, and a glance told Alan that Paul was still sitting there, his own empty cup in his hands, quietly waiting for him to make the next move.
Turning to face him, Alan gathered his words and the courage to use them. “Paul… can… can I talk to you about what happened at the Manor? Confidentially?”
“Of course. Let’s go over here, it’s a good spot for confidential conversations.” Paul got up and waved him towards an out of the way spot in a corner, behind a trellis wall thick with yellow and white climbing roses.
Once they were both settled on some floor cushions, Alan drew in a deep breath and began to speak. In halting words he made his report, describing the kitchen, the attack, and his own actions, and waited for judgement to be pronounced. Yeah, Scott said he'd keep loving him, but that was Scott. This was someone with a different perspective, someone who wasn't a brother, wasn’t family, and didn’t have an obligation to like him, much less love him. Paul was way more objective than his kin and not someone to beat around the bush. Whatever he’d say, whatever judgement he pronounced… Alan knew he could trust it.
Scarlet put his cup down and sat up straight, giving his answer due consideration. “I think,” he said at last, “you made the only choice you could live with. Don't forget, everyone else had made their choices as well. UnNamed decided to put out the job. The mercenary boss accepted the job. The first wave of mercenaries chose to make their attack, and they chose to kick Sherbet along the way. The second wave of mercenaries chose to press on despite two of their number being disabled, and they chose to keep advancing on you and Lillian when they should have retreated.”
“When you were in the hallway behind the kitchen, you had four choices available to you: flee and leave Lillian behind, evade, surrender, and fight. To flee and abandon a friend is something you are constitutionally incapable of. If it had just been yourself, I think you would have led them on a merry chase and escaped, but Lillian would not have been able to keep up with you and the two of you would have eventually been cornered, so evasion was not an option, especially as they had already stated what they would do to Lillian, which also made surrender an untenable option. The only choice you had left was to fight. They kept choosing to continue that fight, to press on instead of falling back, and because losing would have cost Lillian’s life and most likely the lives of Sherbet, Parker, Lady Penelope and Miss Kayo, you not only had to fight, you had to win. You were the only one in that house that the mercenaries could not kill, which gave you a tactical advantage that you used to save your friends and family.”
Alan fiddled with the cup as he absorbed what Paul had said. It would seem that the habit of needing something to do their hands while thinking or talking over hard subjects was a family trait.
The cup stilled and Alan looked up. "So, I made the best of bad choices?"
"Yes." There was no doubt in Paul's reply. "If those had been my options, I would have made the same decision."
Alan went back to playing with the cup and Paul shifted his attention to the clouds outside the windows. He knew all too well how hard it was to find the right words and have the courage to use them. He wasn't sure how much time had passed before Alan spoke again.
"How do you live with it?"
Paul hid the wince at the grief in that question. "In my case, training. Lots and lots of training. Special Operations soldiers need to have a very specific mindset and world view. In yours, having someone you can talk to that's trained and not family I think would help the most. As for living with it..." It was Paul's turn to look for the right words. "It's also the cost I pay to keep my friends, family, and the rest of the world safe, which helps. But it's never an easy choice, nor should it be. Your choices were taken from you by others, so you made the best one you could in the moment."
Alan nodded without looking up. "Is there someone here you could suggest? Not Juniper, he's got Scott to deal with and that's more than enough Tracy for one person."
Paul gave a small chuckle. "I'll agree with that." He thought for a moment. "If you don't mind talking to a woman, I suggest Rabbi Azure. I think she would understand the most."
"I don't mind a woman." Alan's head came back up. "Why would she understand the most?"
"Because before she took her twenty and out, she was a sniper in the WAAF. She understands choices and making the best of bad options."
“I'd like that.”
Without seeming to think about it, Alan leaned his shoulder up against Paul's. Recognising the behaviour from Scott and Gordon, Paul immediately answered the unspoken question and slung his arm around the younger man’s shoulders. Simple repetition and the tactile nature of the Tracys had made him a lot more comfortable with offering comfort like this.
“You are a good man, Alan Tracy,” Paul found himself saying. “And these questions you're asking prove it.”
The ‘thank you’ was so soft he was almost sure he’d imagined it.
They stayed there for at least an hour before an apologetic Cloud informed them that Alan’s presence was requested back at Medical: Fawn wanted to check on him and Scarlet had promised to bring him back.
If anyone noticed the protective arm that Paul kept around the young man’s shoulders as he returned him to his brothers, no one mentioned it.
T H U N D E R F A L L
Hours later the doors to the Promenade swished open once again to reveal a different, but still glorious vista.
“Oh wow….”
From his hover chair, John smiled as he saw Virgil's hands do the ‘Artist wanna Art’ twitch, as Gordon had once called it.
He didn't blame him one bit.
Scarlet and Alan parked the two of them within arm's reach of the Promenade windows and the view was spectacular. The sun was sinking towards the sea, and the towering pillars of clouds were being dyed all the shades of pink and gold, slowly bleeding into reds and oranges as night crept in to draw its blue-black blanket over the world.
“The Old Man never admits it,” Paul revealed, “but if he can, he likes to point the Promenade in the direction that gets the best view.”
“I can see why!” Virgil already had his notebook open on his knee, setting to work with his crayons and the packet of colouring pencils that Scarlet had slipped him as soon as they were out of Medical.
The swish of the door opening again caught John's attention.
“Great minds think alike!” Gordon chirped as he, Lillian, Parker and Penelope came in to join them, Parker pushing Penny’s hoverchair and Sherbert in Penny's lap.
“What an astounding view!” Penelope exclaimed. Sherbert squirmed to be put down and as soon as Penny obliged him he was off like a shot, sniffing everything.
The door had barely shut when it opened again to admit more familiar faces: Scott, Kayo, Brains, MAX, Rigby and Dosela.
Paul quietly removed himself from the immediate area as the reunion started - and especially as Gordon and Scott took special care to talk to Brains and reassure the engineer that he was still part of their family.
A little touch at his leg made him look down to see Sherbet, the pug looking up at him with the same soulful expression that Bos used when he wanted some attention.
“Hullo there,” Paul crouched and let Bertie sniff his hand, then scooped him up for some fussing. “I'm told you are a very good boy, Sherbert,” he said as he found the right spot behind Sherbert's ears and gave him a good scratch, resulting in an ecstatic dog immediately demanding more. (He ignored the mutter of ‘maybe we can leave th’ mutt ‘ere’ from Parker and the immediate swat and ‘now you take that back!’ from Lillian.)
Dog in his arms, Paul stood back and guarded International Rescue's privacy as they started the long process of healing the rifts and breaking down the walls that UnNamed had put between them.
“Oi, if you’re getting yourself a drink, get me one, too.”
Captain Ochre gave his partner a look. “That was kinda the idea, Pat.”
“Hey, it’s always good to ask properly.” Captain Magenta waved him off and continued lounging on the sofa with his back facing the entrance to the lounge. Ochre rolled his eyes but nonetheless turned on the coffee machine.
“Is the usual okay?”
“Of course, so long as it’s a liquid with caffeine in it you know I’m not picky-” Magenta looked over his shoulder and promptly jumped out of his skin. “Jesus, ffu-!”
Ochre spun around to find that one of the new officers had just materialised in the room, neither of the two men having heard them come through the door.
“I’m looking for cold storage.” Stated Captain Sable, who did not look bothered that their silent entrance had nearly toppled Magenta straight off the sofa. Ochre narrowed his eyes at them for just a second, but quickly asserted a friendly smile over his features.
“Captain! You’re in the right place, cold storage for officers is back here. Let me show you.”
He walked around towards the communal kitchen area of the lounge and gestured through to the walk in fridge. “Just through there, should be a shelf there with your name on it. You picking up groceries?”
“Yes.” They replied as they walked through and looked around. Then they looked back at Ochre and gave him a nod that was somewhere between curt and just plain awkward. “Thank you.” They proceeded into the fridge and it took them a few seconds before they spied the shelf with the big SABLE lettering slapped across it. Fortunately, it wasn’t high up, so they just pulled it off the shelf and, checking their grip was secure, hauled it out in one easy move. Ochre stepped forward to help but saw that Sable had everything in hand. Still, like Magenta said, it was always good to ask. “Need a hand at all?”
Sable walked past Ochre and did not glance his way as they replied. “No, thank you.”
They walked out of the kitchen and back into the lounge proper, allowing Magenta to shoot them a grin. “That’s quite the box.”
Sable said nothing in response. Magenta tilted his head.
“You sure you don’t need help?”
“Very sure.” They responded.
“S’pose we can’t interest you in a drink, either?” He replied, keeping his friendly tone. As Sable approached the automatic door, they huffed.
“Doubtful.”
And then they were stepping through. The door shut behind them without another word, leaving Magenta blinking rapidly. “Jeez…” He settled back on the sofa and wrinkled his nose. “You didn’t hear this from me, Rick, but I think the new Black might be an asshole.”
Ochre looked at the door with a pout. That wasn’t it. There was something guarded about the way Sable brushed them off. He walked around and set Magenta’s coffee in front of him. “Well, they have just been pulled into a war against an invisible alien force, set on toying with humanity as revenge for an attack made by the very organisation that hired them.” He sat down next to his partner with a sigh. “That could ruin anyone’s day.”
“Wow, you sure know how to make a guy feel better.” Magenta nonetheless cracked a smile and relaxed with his drink. His expression fell too quickly. “Makes me wonder how the new guys ended up here, actually. I mean, we were already here before the Mysterons basically became our main reason for existing, it’s not like we were meant to fight this war.” He exhaled and the action made him deflate in his seat. “Them, though? They were probably meant for it. Doesn’t sound great, does it?”
“Now who’s making us feel better?” Ochre managed to maintain his wry smile. “Listen to us, whining about the good old days.”
“That were, what, a few months ago?” This at least made Magenta grin again, and he held up his coffee teasingly. “To the good old days, Rick, and our tireless optimism in the face of absolute ridiculousness.”
The kitchen was too big.
That was a weird conclusion to come to, considering Riku’s quarters were probably three times the size of the apartment they’d been previously living in. But that was the point. Having finished stocking the shelves and the fridge with their groceries, it was about half full. It wasn’t even a big kitchenette, but it was still bigger than they’d needed in the past year. They turned their attention to their luggage, realising the same could be said of their worldly possessions. Everything they owned had fit into two boxes and a suitcase. This place was going to look infuriatingly barren.
At least they didn’t need help unpacking.
Since they were doing the kitchen, they opened that box first. Pots, pans, utensils, dishware, it all went into place and did not occupy enough space wherever they put them. Despite this, every pot and pan, every item placed felt like they were giving in. Setting their life here in stone. What were the chances they would have to pack everything away soon enough? That a year, a month, a week from now, they’d crack under the pressure, or piss the wrong person off?
And of course, there was the other, unavoidable truth. They’d noticed it the second they’d arrived.
They were living in the quarters of a dead man.
It had been a very good, tidy job by whoever gutted the rooms before Riku's arrival, but they were just too damn perceptive. The plaque on the front door, the one that read SABLE in angular black letters, was newer and shinier than all the others. The inside had smelled slightly chemical when they'd arrived, the fresh scent of a deep clean. There were heavily faded marks on the walls where there might have once been posters, or paintings, or mounted displays. The carpets were new and very specifically selected for their lack of character. The life story of the man who once lived here had been carefully erased, leaving only the faintest of pencil lines, just like the hollowed out shade the Mysterons had made of him. Now, Riku had been left to paint over what remained.
Easier said than done.
Riku, on some level, didn't want to settle in, or paint over the lines left behind. It meant they ended up staring at these echoes of Captain Black and ruminating on them, like a bizarre form of meditation that was probably no good for them in the long-term. These marks were left behind by their predecessor.
Their enemy.
The jackass who caused this whole mess in the first place.
Riku should have been angry at the man, at this spectre hounding their steps and disrupting their life. But all they felt, as they stared at the marks on the kitchen wall, was the sense they were staring at the last breath of a soul. Perhaps what was left of Conrad Turner's soul resided here, in these walls. It would be a shame if it were trapped in his body, relegated to puppetry for a single, fatal mistake.
Thinking about it like that, Riku could only feel pity for their predecessor and nemesis. Maybe they hadn’t completely forgotten how to meditate after all.
Riku’s epaulets flashed white, breaking them from their thought process. With a huff, they set their last pan down and retrieved their cap from the counter, putting it back on. Their voice came through curt and sharp. “Sable.”
“Captain,” Colonel White greeted, “Would you join us on the bridge for the mission briefing?”
Riku’s brow twitched. So it began. “Yes, sir.”
It took Captain Sable less than a minute to get up to the bridge. The doors opened and they entered in much the same way they did the briefing room. They were momentarily startled when the floor began moving beneath them. When they paused, so too did the conveyor. When they continued, it sensed their movements and propelled them forward. They resisted the urge to roll their eyes. Just another ridiculous thing to get used to. They took the empty seat next to Captain Grey, who gave them a polite smile. They did not respond in kind, indeed like before they didn’t even glance to anyone else in the room, like their surroundings just ran off them like water. Thankfully, Colonel White didn’t leave time for pleasantries. “Captain Sable, good. Captains Indigo and Teal have narrowed down the list of potential targets. I believe your expertise will be invaluable installing surveillance at the Suez Canal. Captain Grey shall accompany you.”
Sable finally spared Grey a glance and gave him a nod of acknowledgement. It was the most interaction those present had seen out of them yet.
“We believe an attack – if there is to be one – is most likely to take place at the canal’s narrowest point.” The Colonel continued, the console spinning around with him so he could gesture to the map on-screen. Sable had to suppress a huff. That couldn’t be practical. “An attempt to block the canal by sinking a vessel wide enough would halt a significant number of vital shipping routes.” He spun back around. “Tell me, Captain, What are your thoughts? What equipment would you need to make the canal secure?”
Sable almost jumped at White addressing them so directly. For a split second, they narrowed their eyes at him. It was clear he’d clocked their relative silence compared to everyone else and was putting them on the spot for it. Well, fine. Sable folded their arms. “What’s the likelihood that this will be the target?”
“Based on what we’ve found, right in the middle,” Teal answered, “There are a couple of hydroelectric plants that we’ve narrowed down as the most tempting targets. Suez is next on the list.”
“Right.” Sable’s cutting gaze landed on Colonel White again, watching his stoic expression closely. Looking for cracks as they spoke. “If resources were no object, I would cut the maximum permitted vessel size by a third for however long the Mysterons hold this threat over our heads. I would requisition aerial surveillance to monitor the entire canal, its connected bays, and landmasses. I would place checkpoints outfitted with Mysteron detectors at approximately every 25km along the canal, from end to end, and everyone working in the main buildings and organisations along it would also be required to undergo detection, as well as have their activity monitored by at least two Spectrum personnel in each building at all times.” They leaned back in their seat and unfolded their arms. “However, I’m still unsure what resources you have available, so I would ask to be informed of what is possible verses what is ideal.”
White nodded in understanding. If he disapproved of anything they’d said, it didn’t show on his face. “That is why I called you here, Captain. We can install floating barricades every 25km along the canal, that would mean 8 checkpoints in all. Unfortunately, we do not yet have a way of detecting Mysteron agents short of taking a photograph of everyone aboard every vessel.” There. A crease in his brow. Annoyance at such a limitation. “This would significantly slow down traffic along the canal which, I’m sure, is the Mysterons’ intention.”
“Slow traffic is better than allowing the Mysterons to carry out their threat, Colonel.” Indigo was quick to point out.
“True, but I believe we should try to conduct ourselves in a manner that creates as little disruption as possible. Especially considering we do not yet know if Suez is the true target.” White pressed his fingertips together. “We must remember, it is a game of nerves the Mysterons play.”
“I agree the size of vessel allowed through the canal should be limited.” Indigo tipped their head at Sable. “The shipping companies may not like it, but they can send more frequent, smaller vessels if they really need to.”
“Agreed. I will contact legislation at Suez and have this implemented.” White tapped on his computer display with intent. “The aerial surveillance shouldn’t prove a problem. I can give you two SSAs outfitted with the latest electromagnetic sensors.”
“But there’s still the fact that we don’t know what we’re looking for.” Teal tapped their chin, thinking. “I mean, it could be anything, right? A bomb, a missile. A rogue ship?”
“Or all of the above.” Grey added to their sentiment. “Perhaps if we limit the checkpoints to 4 areas, then? At the estuaries and either side of the canal’s narrowest point. Ships would only have to pass two checkpoints going one way and we can photograph the crews in groups to save time.”
“That seems reasonable. I can also have local Spectrum agents installed in the buildings along the canal.” The Colonel looked at each of his officers, seemingly satisfied. “A thousand shipping companies operate through Suez, but we must be vigilant. We can implement the same security measures at Panama, as well.”
Sable observed everyone as the spoke, more intensely than if they were just being polite. When their eyes landed back on White, and they took a moment to run through all the suggested logistics in their head, Sable found they were actually a little impressed. Between them all, they’d managed to build out proper action from their own optimistic suggestion. They nodded. “This seems optimal to me.”
“Then it’s decided. I will contact the necessary people to make the preparations.” White looked at the two officers, one familiar and one new. “Captain Grey and Captain Sable, you will oversee security at Suez.”
Grey looked at Sable, probably curious at having been paired up with them. “Will you be piloting the SPJ, Captain Sable?”
“Yes.” They answered. They were a pilot, after all, they assumed as much. They looked at the Colonel again. “I’m aware this is not the only potential location for an attack, but would I be able to requisition a Mysteron gun?”
“If you feel it’s necessary, you may do so, Captain. Cloudbase will chart a course west south-west, and I will have Captain Teal send you your departure time later this afternoon.” Colonel White straightened up in his seat, firm in the decisions that had been made today. “That is all. You are dismissed.”
When the word was given, Captain Sable was the first to stand. They walked out of the bridge ahead of everyone else, incredibly intent on getting back to their quarters to unpack. It made Teal and Indigo glance at each other, given this was the second time today they’d seen the taciturn Captain pull away from any potential group interactions. Indeed, Grey had turned to speak to Sable, only to find they’d already cleared the distance to the door. He fell into step with the other two and frowned. His tone was quiet as they all got close to the door. “Is Captain Sable alright?”
Teal gave him a shrug. “Maybe they got interrupted packing.”
“Perhaps they are simply shy outside of a work context.” Indigo suggested, probably wanting to remain optimistic. Grey couldn’t begrudge them if that were the case; it’d taken him a bit of time to open up to his colleagues, after all. He just hoped it wasn’t a sign of things to come. Speaking of, he smiled at the two officers he was with.
“Well, I was gonna say, the senior staff are heading down to the Amber Room. The new Angel pilots are supposed to be arriving soon. Would you like to come meet everybody?”
“Sounds like fun!” Teal answered immediately. Indigo smiled at their enthusiasm, but hesitated and their face fell. They pressed their fingertips against their temple, massaging the spot gently before they reasserted their smile over their features.
“Ah, that is kind of you to ask, but I think I will take some time to rest in my quarters.” Some sheepishness made it into their expression. “I must admit that I sometimes struggle with socialising as well. My apologies.”
“Don’t worry about it. I know the feeling.” Grey gave them a nod. “You’ll meet everyone eventually, I’m sure they can manage it a little quieter.”
“Thank you.” As the group walked into the hallway, Indigo turned towards the senior quarters. They tilted their head at the others before departing. “Have fun, Captains.”
“See you later!” Teal gave them a wave, then looked up at Grey. “So, Amber Room?”
Summary: The first Cloudbase Christmas has finally rolled around and a certain game is afoot…
A/N: I have been sitting on this for SO. LONG.
Originally written for the Spectrum HQ Christmas Challenge.
https://whamageddon.com/
The Rules!
The 1st Rule
The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing WHAM's Christmas classic; "Last Christmas".
The 2nd Rule
The game starts on December 1st, and finishes at the end of December 24th.
Use your local timezone, if you'd like.
(Yes, we're European heathens)
The 3rd Rule
Only the original version applies. Enjoy the ?#!$&%! out of remixes and covers.
The 4th Rule
You're out as soon as you recognise the song.
Bonus Rule
Post on social media with the #whamageddon hashtag when you get hit.
PvP?
While we can't stop you from deliberately sending your friends to Whamhalla, the intention is that this is a survival game. Not a Battle Royale. So ... don't be a dick, mkay?
0o0o0
It was the 6th of December and Colonel White had decided to take his lunch in the commissary and listen to the buzz of conversations around him as the crew of Cloudbase geared up for their first Christmas and New Years. The base-wide Secret Santa had already been set up, Christmas music was starting to be introduced into the playlists for the commissary, the kitchen staff had planned out how to deliver a Christmas dinner for each of the three shifts, and he was pretending to not see the bits of tinsel and other non-denominational decorations discreetly appearing in the common spaces on the base.
‘All in all, I think we have things well in hand,’ White mused to himself as he speared the last piece of fruit on his plate. ‘It should be…eh?’ Fruit forgotten, White looked around as a sudden wave of cries of dismay washed over the large room for no apparent reason. He was completely confused until one of the mad lads from Engineering jumped up onto his chair, dramatically pointed to the door and announced “To Whamhalla!”
Said engineer was pelted with balled up napkins and a well thrown bread roll for his efforts, and that was when Colonel White finally heard the lyrics of the song currently playing - ‘and the very next day/you gave it away,’ - and, more crucially, recognised who was singing it: Wham!.
“What’s all this about?” Fawn asked as he sat opposite the colonel with his own lunch tray.
“It appears,” White allowed himself only a small grin, “that all present of second shift have just lost Whamageddon.”
“Whu…?” Fawn blinked, frowned, tilted his head to listen, and the light of comprehension finally dawned. “Oh, got it now. Heh. I remember playing that. You ever get to the end?”
“Never.” White shook his head. “If it wasn’t the car radio, it was the supermarket that got me. Yourself?”
“Ditto. And hold music, that got me a couple of times.” He picked up his coffee, took a gulp, briefly looked disappointed that the cup was already half empty, then shrugged and finished the rest. “How do you think it’s going to go with this lot?”
That was a question that gave Colonel White pause. The rules of Whamageddon clearly stated that it was a survival game, not PvP, but with this group he’d gathered up… “...we shall have to wait and see, Doctor.”
“Indeed we will, Colonel.” Fawn grinned and picked up his sandwich. “If nothing else, it’s going to be entertaining.”
0o0o0
The CMO’s words proved to be prophetic.
A quiet word with Green saw him added to the various group chats created for those participating in Whamageddon - which seemed to be about 90% of the base - and his presence was concealed by the anonymous title of ‘Admin’. From there White watched both the ongoing conversations and the actions of his officers with growing amusement. Grey, Ochre and Harmony had been unfortunate enough to be in the commissary on the 6th, so that only intensified the efforts of the ‘surviving’ Captains and Angels to make it to the 24th unscathed.
The captains’ chat was largely quiet until the 10th when a ‘@%$!###!!!’ and a combination of ‘rainbow’, ‘bridge’ and ‘castle’ emojis were Magenta and Black’s announcement of their falling prey to the song while on a mission. The Angels made it until the 11th when their chat and several others lit up with digital wails: the base shop had accidentally added ‘Last Christmas’ to their playlist and Destiny was amongst the victims. That the chats also featured multiple pleas to Green to make sure it didn’t happen again was unsurprising. Heathrow Airport and Brookfield Mall ambiance music felled Scarlet and Symphony on the 15th and 17th respectively, and that was when things really stepped up.
On the morning of the 19th and with only five days to go until the end of ‘Whamageddon’, White had to fight the urge to crack up laughing as he reviewed a clip of security footage from last night. Black had had the desk last night and had forwarded it to him with a short missive to explain: some of the early victims of ‘Last Christmas’ had decided to go on the offensive.
A mixed group had been getting some late night exercise in the gym when an ‘assassination team’ had slinked up to the doorway with wireless speakers in hand. They’d managed to blast the first few bars - enough to ‘count’ for knocking someone out of the game - right before their victims ran them down and bodily hurled all three of them into the pool in retribution. ‘Highly amusing, and I won’t censure either group, but I can see this getting out of hand very quickly if I don’t take action. A battle royale would be inadvisable, considering this lot.’ A few button clicks had a reposting of the rules of Whamageddon across all relevant chats, then White turned his attention back to the security camera feeds - the live view this time - and he idly scanned through the base, indulging his curiosity about what was going on in the public spaces.
‘Eh?’ A strange moment caught his eye and he clicked back two cameras to the hallway feeding from ‘Officers Country’ to the Lounge. Scarlet was leading two of his fellow officers towards the Lounge, but he was moving at a half-crouch, carefully checking each corner and intersection along the way before waving Brown and Blue, their hands clamped tightly over their ears, forwards. It took a little bit for their strange behaviour to click, then it made sense. ‘Ah, he’s checking that it’s safe. Evidently they’re determined to have at least someone survive until the 24th.’ White smiled, they were taking it very seriously indeed. ‘I can’t imagine the Angels not doing the same for their survivors.’
He clicked out of the security feed as soon as Scarlet successfully escorted his fellows to the safety of the Lounge and turned back to his work. There were reports to review and calls to make.
0o0o0
A day later, White found himself passing the Amber Room on his way back to his quarters, a paper shopping bag in hand: he’d drawn Fawn’s name in the base-wide Secret Santa and the base shop had finally yielded a suitable gift. ‘I’m quite certain a half litre travel cup will solve the good doctor’s perennial problem of ‘where has all the coffee gone’...eh?’
Music was leaking out from around the edges of the Amber Room door.
Loud, decidedly non-Christmassy music.
White smiled to himself as he recognised the drum-line from ‘Dangerous Game’. ‘Well, that’s one way to protect yourself from any surprise broadcasts of ‘Last Christmas’, ensuring it is drowned out… though that does give me an idea…’ Keeping his smirk on the inside, White returned to his course. He had a present to wrap and sneak under the appropriate tree… and a little plot to carry out.
0o0o0
Just before midnight on the 24th the base chats once again lit up, but instead of dismay, this time it was with delight as the survivors of Whamageddon celebrated and half serious plans were made to get more survivors next time - one of which, White noted with amusement - being significant bribes of baked goods to Green to scrub that song from the base.
As for December 25th, it dawned bright and brilliant. Padre Saffron led a non-denominational service in the morning, with a second in the afternoon for those who’d been on night shift, and across the base Secret Santa gifts were claimed by their recipients.
At third shift dinner, White was seated with Black at one of the tables for the sumptuous Christmas feast laid on by the kitchens. Pausing his meal, White checked his watch and listened to the genial hubbub overlaying the background festive music. ‘Any moment now…’
The room almost stopped cold as the vocalist from Wham! started to croon ‘Last Christmas/I gave you my heart’, and just as quickly the song was drowned out by laughter and the odd shouted comment as they collectively remembered that they were safe to enjoy it now.
Feeling eyes on him, White turned to see Black giving him a knowing look.
“Your work?” Black queried, canting his head towards one of the speakers.
“I shall neither confirm nor deny.” White deadpanned, turning his attention back to the rest of his dinner. “But you must agree it is a good song.”
Black’s mouth creased slightly in his version of a grin. “That it is, Colonel. That it is.” He picked up his glass of orange juice to offer a toast. “Merry Christmas, my friend.”
“A very Merry Christmas to you too, and here’s to many more to come.” White picked up his glass and smiled back as their glasses clinked. ‘All in all, I think the first Cloudbase Christmas has gone very well indeed.’