president joseph meccini

from the hit episode codename europa ‼ SHE/HER + nsfw dni ‼ not a parody i just named myself this for funnies csatm/joe 90/tss/sp fan heroin addict for red army choir officially a captain magentaling

[puppet-31]

I MIGHT BE ELIGIBLE FOR THE OLD MAN COMPETITION UH OH IM FUCKED

[sina-camilo]

My Virgil-

...Oops, I meant our Virgil... Sorry, my bad

[thunderthirstbot]

Dear ThirstBot. Thank you so much for this last competition. It has provided me endless entertainment. When will the next one be?

We are so glad you enjoyed yourself Anon! 😘❤️ we exist to serve our community!

We are pleased to announce that plans are already shaping up for our very next contest —

The Old Man Cup ✨🥵 🏆

Keep your eyes peeled for it starting!

[puppet-31]

how old are we talking??? like... over 40??? over 50???

[inkbedos]

new here! drew some scooter doodles, learning how to draw him ;)

(click for better quality, don't repost without permission)

[thunderthirstbot]

THE GREAT BIG THIRSTBOT CUP ✨

Main post here

History has been written, thirsters.

The thirsty have spoken.

For days, this tournament has asked one very important question.

Who would be better in bed?

Heroes fell.

Legends were humbled.

Captain Scarlet carved an almost mythical path to the final, eliminating Gordon Tracy, dethroning Scott the Hotty Tracy with ruthless efficiency. An immortal captain. Unlimited stamina. A man many thought simply could not be beaten.

And yet...

There was one obstacle he couldn't overcome.

Virgil Tracy.

The Internet looked at Virgil.

Looked back at Scarlet.

And collectively said:

"No. We'd climb the mountain."

And so thirsters, that means…

👑 YOUR INAUGURAL "BEST IN BED" CHAMPION IS VIRGIL TRACY 👑

The only man capable of stopping Captain Scarlet's undefeated run using nothing but flannel shirts, emotional maturity and shoulders approximately the width of a family hatchback. Taking down Colonel White and the Mechanic in the process.

What a ride!!! Yes he is 🥵

Congratulations, Virgil. Please collect your winnings and several hundred thirsty comments for your perusal ✨🥵

The crown is yours 👑

The furniture, however, has filed for early retirement.

Thanks for playing, ThunderThirst community! Look out for our next competition coming soon!

[puppet-31]

congrats virgin tracy for winning the thirst cup you did very good i guess

[puppet-31]

nothing cool or interesting on tumblr 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i thought you were really useful

[daisywithnomakeup]

Virgil, you're really cool. Please don't crash Thunderbird 2.

[call-me-casual]

A moment of peace

My end of another art trade with the talented @adriaue!

I missed drawing Lilly SO MUCH 😭😭😭😭😭 she’s literally the girlie ever

I hope I did okay on the outfit my brain just went MATCHING MATCHING 🫣

[mars-gallavanger]

My Theory For Why The Hell Evangelion Unit-01 Looks Like That

[puppet-31]

GUYS 😍😍😍😍 BIG NEWS

my asmr thing is almost complete!!! i just have to screen record THOSE three episodes, cut up the parts, crop it, and then.... im done!!!

im so excited im going to have such good dreams when its done

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

at this point I assume most people are already aware of them, but I’m making this post just in case…

IF YOU GET THIS TYPE OF MESSAGES, IT IS A SCAM. BLOCK AND REPORT WHOEVER SENT THEM TO YOU

what will most certainly happen if you do contact them:

they will try to convince you your account has been compromised somehow. maybe they’ll tell you they “accidentally reported you” by mistake because they thought you were someone else.

they will then tell you not to worry because they “know someone who can help”

this is where they ask you to contact a random shady ass person outside of tumblr, most certainly on discord

****very important, NEVER EVER contact any random person for help with your tumblr blog or account. contacting tumblr directly via their support center is the ONLY way you can actually receive help regarding your blog/account****

this shady random person, if you contact them, will ask you to click a random link they send you (DO NOT CLICK ON IT) and/or they will ask you to change the email you registered your tumblr account with to the new email they give you

if you ever click on the link they give, you risk getting whatever malicious things that link has

if you change your tumblr email to the new one they give you, your tumblr account is now registered under their email. once your tumblr account is registered under their email, they have full control of your entire account—and chances are that you’re not getting your account back—this is how they hack people, and also how they have access to people’s other personal informations.

stay safe, everyone

[lenle-g]

I've been working on putting more colour into my art recently, and wanted to try it with people, so here's Lady Penelope Sylvia Anderson in acrylic marker (with procreate touchups) <3

[thunderforsty]

@space-baegel suggested some Parker and a smol Penelope! It’s abit rushed and messy, sorry about that!

[puppet-31]

1000 likes!

i like things yay

[craginsin]

[puppet-31]

i think i know what happened

[kings-out-of-pocket-hell]

A claws snare

Another comic cover for Mark Sr because it's fun to throw the old man in situation

Also thanks to @call-me-casual for the thunderbirds 2039 title