Dec 30, 2014
captain-seismicwave replied to your post: “Do u ever forget u have an rp blog))”:
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captain-seismicwave replied to your post: “Do u ever forget u have an rp blog))”:
KITTY *glomps*
[[SUDDENLY, PIRATE.]] (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
[Clang, screech, shriek. The sound of colliding metal was deafening, and the warrior let out a furious hiss. Before she could react, she found herself on the ground pinned by a mecha nearly as large as herself. Thankfully, it took more than a throw to damage her. Recovering in a matter of seconds, the pirate would find a dagger at his throat before he could stand and right himself.]
You have five seconds to explain yourself, and I am being merciful.
Cap'n Seis before he was Cap'n Seis.
And Haxx while he was a hermit in Blacklight Forest.
In the story, the Star Burner Pirates go to a planet populated by very few Cybertronians. They're pirates, so they just take some girls on board. "Liberate" is their word for it. Zea, the cabin boy, who's about 14 in human equivalence, doesn't know what the hell is going on so he goes to ask the captain, because he and the cap' have a sort of father-son relationship going on and he can tell him anything. But as soon as the doors slide open he sees the captain is also subject to these females. "What sort of devil power do they hold that makes the mechs like this?" he wonders. Later he just wanders off into the library to find out. Ace, the drone, finds him a few files on the complex relationship between pleasure and reproduction.
Still advertising captain-seismicwave with old drawings.
This is my first ever time drawing Blades, and I haven't drawn this tall-ass goof of a monster since Pirate Day.
When I got to the episode with the robo-shark and Blades was all pirate-like, I thought "You know which of mine would appreciate this? Captain Seismicwave."
Seriously, I love Seis. Don't let the sharp teeth and claws and black habiliments fool you; he's a great guy to hang around with. He's got stories by the truck load. He treats his crew like people. He shares his spoils. The fucking ship has a library! He's adopted a few organics into his crew from time to time, the oldest one being the chef.
But really, if he was a mean pirate dude, he'd snatch the hat back and stare Blades down to the ground for even touching it. But no. He's nice. He'll let the kid have his fun.
[In my mind the Rescue Bots are actually pretty short compared to Cybertronians, so that's why Seis is a friggin' tower. As if he wasn't tall enough!]
I'm thinking of putting up an ask-capn-seis blog, but I need more people to be in on his story. I'll try to make more of this guy, but I also have comic pages and fanfics and school and ugh.
NO ONE BOTHERED TO NOTIFY ME THAT IT WAS TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY UNTIL 8:30 THAT NIGHT. SO THE GRACIOUS CAPTAIN GOT MAD AT ME FOR NOT KNOWING THIS AND HE PROMISED THAT HE WOULD NOT SHOOT ME IF I PROMISED TO DRAW HIM SOME MORE. WHICH SUCKS BECAUSE I HAVE A THOUSAND OTHER THINGS TO DRAW. LIKE HEX. I DON'T EVEN THINK MY WATCHERS REMEMBER HEX, GOD DAMMIT! I'VE ONLY GOT TWO CHAPTERS OF HIS STORY UP! THIS SUCKS! WHY IS MY CAPSLOCK STILL ON? AND YES, SEISMICWAVE IS THAT TALL. I'M GONNA GO HAVE SOME ICE CREAM.
Ace: Sir, may I suggest something?
Seismicwave: What is it?
Ace: Judging by the material that grows on this planet, it would take thousands of years to build a vessel, even if it were to meet the minimum requirements of the crew's necessities.
Seismicwave: Yer abusin' yer privilege to speak, drone
Ace: What I am getting to, sir, is that my scanners have detected an alien substance.
Seismicwave: Oh really! Alien material on an alien planet! Who'da thought!
Ace: It is foreign to this planet, sir. It is Cybertronian by origin.
Seismicwave: Then why didn't ya say so sooner?
Ace: I am taking advantage of my privilege to speak, sir.
Imagine this drone sounding somewhat like Jarvis from the Ironman movies. British-accented sass is the best form of sass.
The Star Burner pirates' ship, the Illumnis, got sucked into a black hole and they are left stranded on an abandoned planet full of mist and greenery. Cap'n Seis decides to scout around.
I'M DONE WITH SUMO PAINT. IT KEEPS FREKAING OUT ON ME AND I CAN'T BARELY GET ANYTHING DONE. I WAS LUCKY TO FINISH THIS. I'M GOING BACK TO COLORED PENCILS.
If you wanna know more about Seis here, go ahead and ask away. I'm happy to spread knowledge of my childish robot pirate captain.