Mar 20
I don’t even know what I did…
seen from Indonesia
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I don’t even know what I did…
i love them ok
TANKMEN DOODLE DUMP (feat. ship art, my tanksona, and SELFSHIP!!)
steve and john
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bleeeghhh!!!messy tankmen doodle!!! they'll always be very dear to me!!!
Dumb Tankmen headcannons
Captain (John)
Panromantic and asexual. Like, yes he makes c0ck jokes but the second you actually whip yours out he's disgusted
S3x neutral, thinks it's funny just doesn't wanna be a part of it
Is short hahahahah (is actually average height: 5"8')
Was a COD kid. Thankfully, only the c0ck jokes stayed
Has Adhd and is a little socially unaware (ex. making C0CK JOKES in front of his colleagues)
Drinks p!ss (ex. spooky month and Ted saying his beer tastes like pee). Why? No clue. He's just weird like that.
The thing about getting a st!ffy wasn't a joke at all, he actually just gets one when the enemy is nearby. Like a spidey sense. "My divk senses are tingling"
Steve
Greysexual and Greyromantic
John is literally the only person he's ever been attracted to in his 30 years of life
He does like John s3xually but doesn't do anything about it because he loves him, with s3x or without
Still calls John "Captain" on the battlefield, but when alone, he'll just call him John
Literally everyone knows him and John are gay but he still tries to keep it a secret. And fails when John gets too fruity for the 29383th time
EXTREMELY competitive. Like, if you lose, you'll never hear the end of it. If you win, he won't talk to you for days. Although he has been working on calming down a little.
Has anger issues but has been working through them too. (I mean you kinda have to if you're gonna date John tbh-)
Ted
Is nicknamed teddy bear by everyone and he HATES it
It came from after being shot in the d!vk by enemy tankmen he used a teddy bear to stop the bleeding from his down there. Someone thought he was doing it to the teddy bear and spread that rumour, causing the nickname
45 (cringe)
Asexual Aromantic
Also was a huge COD kid. Unfortunately, the COD brainrot stayed 😔
Tankwoman
Someone save her why is everyone so weird to her-
Probably the smartest out of all of them
Idk i don't have much to say. Just wish she got more screentime and the guys (cough, cough TED) were less creepy to her
Bill
The guy everyone is SURE is gay but is somehow straight
Like that one teacher we KNEW was gay until he started talking about his wife and kids
Acoustic (welcome to the club, bill)
Rip bozo
Skittles
18-19
The one shooting everyone in the dingaling
Has daddy issues (real)
Tim
GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Has a huge crush on commander (captain of enemy tankmen)
Objectum. Cuz why not
Definitely a little neurodivergent just nobody knows which one he has
Was a minecraft and undertale kid (me too, buddy, me too.)
Literally just follows Commander everywhere like a dumb puppy
Commander
Honestly just trying to do his job and defeat the tankmen (an asshole, but a focused asshole)
Is okay with tim following his as long as he does his job and doesn't get too close
Homophobic/j
Called tim a dumb puppy once and has regretted it ever since
whiteboard sillies pt 9