#captainarze

[nickohotdamn]

*lays down on the bed next to you and puts my arm over my eyes* drink the tea too

*drinks tea*

[nickohotdamn]

*holds a spoonful out to you* if u take it we can find a way for u to sweat the sickness out if ur up for it

*takes it*

[nickohotdamn]

*brings u up some homemade cough syrup, chicken noodle soup and ginger tea with honey in it* okay so take the couch syrup first it's not bad because it's just honey and apple cider vinegar so. and then just drink the tea or eat the soup or whatever you wanna do so then the taste will go out of your mouth.

*cries* do not want

[nickohotdamn]

i will make u home remedies and we can lay in bed and watch this is the end bc that movie is beautiful

ok let's do that

[nickohotdamn]

*pushes you out of the bed* no nicholas *goes downstairs and makes u soup*

soup

[ihatealexturner]

it's not an obsession it's just an extreme love 4 pigeon alex turner bc it's beautiful

errr allright then, if you say so.

[ihatealexturner]

u r sitting on ur couch, watching arctic monkeys on TV bc that's how life works. suddenly u hear bird noises. u look around but there is nothing. u continue to watch the tv and the bird noises come back. u suddenly whip around and out of the corner of ur eye u see him. pigeon alex turner. he has made his return

Hahaha ur trying to give me nightmares with your bird obsession with alex turner pigeon, right?

[nickohotdamn]

*shoves a thermometer in ur mouth* hush my child *drags u by ur hand to the bedroom and tucks you into bed* sh

*lies there and screams* my back hurts ow