#captainashkent

[empathy-notsympathy]

[pm] Evening, Detective Spitzer. Before I make a phone call to Sharon that'll get you and Kavanagh out of detainment, can I know why Officer Kavanagh was locked in a bathroom, quite literally kicking and screaming? From what I've been told, it was on the grounds of a domestic disturbance?

[pm] Oh, Captain! Evening. No, no, there’s no need to call the Sharon Police Department. We’re fine, really. Otherwise, how would I be texting you? 

She was locked in a bathroom by complete mistake. Old, shitty motel doors, you know? She panicked, there was a lot of noise, someone called the police...It’s fine, anyway. We can’t leave until tomorrow anyway, since my car won’t be fixed until then.

[harper-biancardi-blog]

captainashkent replied to your post:

[pm] We’re working on fixing the docks, as well as…everything else. You’re welcome, for not drowning. There was something I wanted to ask. Would you mind coming down to the station and making a statement regarding the collapse?

[pm] Does a statement mean arrested because I don’t have any money for bail out, and I’m pretty sure Nigel’s swear jar ran out of pennies the first time he had to get me out of a cell

There’s no easy way to ask it, but here it is: am I in trouble?

[harper-biancardi-blog]

[pm] How are you holding up from the docks collapsing?

[pm] Oh shit, are you arresting me? Please don’t arrest me, I’m sorry I punched you, but to be fair, I was kind of blinded by seawater and you do have these super arms that could totally be mistaken for a tree root ok this is not helping

Well, I’m holding up better than the dock. Not drowning definitely helps with that. Thanks again, by the way, for helping me not die. I really do appreciate it.