Captain swan for the ultimate ship meme
General:
Rate the Ship - Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs
How long will they last? Forever!!
How quickly did/will they fall in love? - It took some time, especially for Emma.
How was their first kiss? Hot as hell!
Wedding:
Who proposed? - Killian (with his mother’s ring) while they are on the Jolly Roger and in the middle of the ocean
Who is the best man/men? - Henry and Robin
Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - Elsa!
Who did the most planning? - Most likely Mary Margaret
Who stressed the most? - Emma
How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. Not one of these. I have my own headcanon. Not very fancy. Just a small ceremony on the beach.
Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - Zelena? I don’t know…
Sex:
Who is on top? - Sometimes Emma, sometimes Killian
Who is the one to instigate things? - Both!
How healthy is their sex life? -Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now
How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head
How long do they normally last? - It depends.
Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - Yes!
How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.
How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.
Children:
How many children will they have naturally? - 2 (twins, hopefully)
How many children will they adopt? - 1
Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - Killian
Who is the stricter parent? - Emma
Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - Both
Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - Killian
Who is the more loved parent? - Both are very loved
Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - Both
Who cried the most at graduation? - Both (but mostly Killian)
Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - Killian (because their mother is the sheriff)
Cooking:
Who does the most cooking? - Killian
Who is the most picky in their food choice? - Emma
Who does the grocery shopping? - Both
How often do they bake desserts? - Very often
Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - Meat lover
Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - Killian
Who is more likely to suggest going out? - Killian
Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - Emma
Chores:
Who cleans the room? - Bith
Who is really against chores? - UM….. None?
Who cleans up after the pets? - Killian
Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - None of them
Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - Emma
Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - Emma
Misc:
Who takes the longer showers/baths? - They are taking them together.
Who takes the dog out for a walk? - Killian
How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - They always decorate the house because they never had that when they were little.
What are their goals for the relationship? - To survive? I don’t know…
Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - Both
Who plays the most pranks? - Killian
Send in two (or more) names and I’ll fill all this out about the ship!
