#captainoftheenterprise

[popcouples]

But I suppose it is a nice perk.

[olderthanq-blog]

@captainofthe-enterprise || Dopplegänger 

Q hadn’t been off Deep Space Nine for weeks. And of course, time was rather irrelevant to the Q, but for the sake of her “diplomatic mission”, she tried her best to live in a more or less linear fashion. She remained on the station, and didn’t manipulate any timelines. She had been good. But it was getting boring. Finally, fed up with the constraints, she vanished off the station (right in the middle of the Promenade in front of a few dozen people).

Her destination was what humans would call the ‘past’, a few decades prior to the year they all were currently living in. The location? The U.S.S. Enterprise. The original. But this wasn’t really the history of this universe. This was an alternate timeline, created by some mess other species had caused. The crew? Led by Jim Kirk. But... not exactly. 

When picking a human form, Q decided it wasn’t worth her time to create a whole new biological form, with new DNA, and everything. So she picked someone from an alternate timeline, someone who would never be found in the timeline she was working in, and used that form. The one she picked? Jim Kirk, daughter of Winona and George Kirk. 

She had made a vow to herself to not enter that timeline, because of the confusion it would cause. But even the Continuum’s Federation ambassador had to have a little fun sometimes, and she wouldn’t be hurting anyone. She could always erase their memories of her when she left.

So Q appeared on the Enterprise, dressed in the 23rd century gold command uniform, and looked around. The trick would be to play Captain for a while, without the real Captain knowing she was there. 

Ah. Here come some ensigns. Perfect first bait. Q called them over, and told them to spread the word that all ensigns were off-duty for the next three hours, and to leave their posts at once. When they asked why she wasn’t making this a shipwide announcement, she said that she didn’t want the rest of the crew getting jealous. As the excited ensigns turned away, Q smirked to herself and kept walking. 

Captain has a nice ring to it. 

The harmless pranks continued-- she ordered all of Medical to go to the Observation Deck for a ‘party’ (a very annoyed Leonard McCoy obeyed with only faint grumbles), and went down to Engineering to grill random crewmen about what they were doing. Then when the Captain left the bridge for a moment, Q used her powers to send her off to sleep for an hour or so. Q quickly took her place in Kirk’s chair. She ordered helm to increase speed and make some rather dangerous turns, just for the heck of it. When Spock looked like he was about to intervene, Q snapped her fingers and in an instant, she was replaced by the real captain. Q hid invisible off to the side, watching in silent amusement as the crew began to question Kirk about what was happening.

[hookedpirate]

[captainofthe-enterprise says:] Jim walked into sickbay and nodded to Bones. Bones told him he was coming around and Jim nodded, looking down at the "pirate" laying on the med bed, waiting for him to wake.

captainofthe-enterprise

He blinked for a moment, then immediately closed his eyes again. The light hurt far too much which told him that he had to have injured his head. After a moment the pain was gone and he dared to try to open his eyes again, only to come face-to-face with two other men staring down on him. Out of instinct the Captain lifted his left arm, but it felt strangely light. The hook was gone. “Who are you?” He hissed, then tried to sit up.

[havebeenalwaysshallbe]

[captainofthe-enterprise says:] "You're just jealous 'cause I'm pretty!"

Spock raised a perfect eyebrow, amusement glittering faintly in her eyes. “Jealousy is a Human emotion, Captain,” she said levelly. “Additionally, I find no logic in attracting a romantic partner at this point in time. I do not require beauty.” Anyway, judging from the looks she got, Spock was pretty sure she was hot.

[ruskiassassin]

Angst please

2 My muse is curled in a ball on the ground, screaming in pain and calling out for help. Your muse comes to the rescue.

The alien’s mind was agony, hot burning agony. Compared to it the world seemed distant, unreal, but he was vaguely aware that he’d crumpled to the ground, and faintly he could hear screaming, and begging in Russian. Was that his voice, he wondered, as agony burned through him once more, and the voice rose to a shriek of pain.

[ruskiassassin]

(ʘﻬʘ)

Your character is walking around topless and it’s getting my character flustered. Send “(ʘﻬʘ)” for my character’s response to the situation.

"James Tiberius Kirk would you put on a fucking shirt!" He finally shouted deliberately not looking at the man, hand up shading his eyes, "You are such a tease…"

[ofspaceandlogic-blog1]

✖

I am afraid that my gratitude for the things you have done for me is insufficient, and that you will think ill of me for it.

[goldenflyboy]

∞

Charismatic.