#captdelulu

[clairehadenough]

I CAN’T EVEN🤣🙈

The level of cringe is through the roof 😭

So “unaffected” that she feels the need to fake an anon about it🤣🤣

[gingerthegreat]

[clairehadenough]

HE TOOK THE RING OFF INSIDE 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh today is gonna be amaaaahhhzing (IYKYK)

Also, here’s a footage of him knowing no one in this mini TGM reunion 😂

[clairehadenough]

Just because it’s been a while and because I’m bored waiting for my turn at the doctors…also because who are we kidding, the desperation is never not gonna be hilarious😂

[clairehadenough]

Yes CaptIdiot, yes you deeply troubled jealous psychopath, energized particles from the sun did indeed slam into Earth's upper atmosphere at speeds of up to 45 million mph on the 10th/11th of the month so that Chris and Alba can pretend to be together on their anniversary and post about it. Sure. Absolutely.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[clairehadenough]

Licking their wounds😂😂😂

[clairehadenough]

I’ll take Things That Definitely Didn’t Happen for $500 😂😂

[clairehadenough]

Remember when she said this?

How Gully actually acted and what he said:

“Step to the side if you don’t mind? Thank you, thank you very much, appreciate it.”

Goodness gracious what a fucking lmob boss”😱