Ground Control to Capt. Tom
Who is a MAJOR LEAGUE HERO and celebrates is 100th birthday today after raising over 29 Million Pounds (not Euros kids! this is real currency!) for the National Health System in Great Britain and beyond!
Capt. Tom has really saved the entire UK since the EURO Zone GDP is takin’ a powdah, duckies! T’ank goodness fer Capt. Tom, they’ll be Christmas Goose for the kiddies somewhere! Bettah be nice to ya nursey, guvnah’s!
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/captain-tom-moore-nhs-fundraiser-061403301.html
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/30/euro-zone-gdp-q1-2020.html
Since the word of the day is Emblem which means symbol Capt. Tom is also that, a symbol of what we can each aspire to in service to others!
And since sports may not return to normal anytime soon as written in the Al-Toona Mirror, might I suggest a new sport? It’s WALKING, kids, and its good for ya! Just ask Capt. Tom!
https://www.altoonamirror.com/sports/local-sports/2020/03/giger-sports-may-not-return-to-normal-for-rest-of-year/
This gal KNOWS from TUNA!
Speaking of knowing: Why did a funeral home in Brooklyn leave dozens of bodies in un-refrigerated U-Haul trucks to stink up the jernt like Luca Brazzi?
Were they Mob operated or just stupid, disrespectful, dishonest, the list goes on! Nah,it couldn’ta been the Mob since they bury people quickly!
All I can imagine is that if one of the Mob’s own had been in that truck someone named Lucky Fire Starter woulda torched the funeral parlor already, unless the markup on stinkin’ dead bodies is so great that they are raking it in and giving the Mob a peice o’ the action!
Death ain’t pretty, America, but neither is the Disingenuous Dude in the Big White House of Cards who waited too long to get to the pernt!
http://links.nypost.com/a/755/preview/8825631/719809047/fb03948f65c289e2c7a685386c30104eb94e533c?ana=InV0bV9zb3VyY2U9bWFyb3Bvc3QmdXRtX21lZGl1bT1lbWFpbCZ1dG1fY2FtcGFpZ249bnlwZGFpbHkmdXRtX2NvbnRlbnQ9MjAyMDA0MzAmdHBjYz1tb3JuaW5nX3JlcG9ydCI=&message_id=IjI2Y2RhOWEwLTZkMDEtMDEzOC1mMDc0LTQyMDEwYTgwMGYwMkBueXBvc3QuY29tIg==
Speaking of stinking dead bodies,TGI the anniversary of this tyrant’s gettin’ gone!
Pass the Gefilte fish and praise the suicide pill! One less piece of shite in the world to have to bury! Guzint!
https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history?cmpid=email-hist-tdih-2020-0430-04302020&om_rid=d2926b559c52bb4022c12cdeb63ed7621d8840d210681d281ce8f7f7a6e90cfc&$3p=e_iterable&$original_url=https:%2F%2Fwww.history.com%2Fthis-day-in-history%3Fcmpid%3Demail-hist-tdih-2020-0430-04302020%26om_rid%3Dd2926b559c52bb4022c12cdeb63ed7621d8840d210681d281ce8f7f7a6e90cfc&$web_only=true&_branch_match_id=685727753824780941
With Twitter flying high and Mickey D’s dropping like dead meat we are still in for slumps all over the Universe:
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/30/twitter-twtr-earnings-q1-2020.html?__source=newsletter%7Cbreakingnews
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/30/mcdonalds-mcd-earnings-q1-2020.html.
So let’s all wish Capt.Tom a great Centennial - masks on o’ course. He is the real reason God invented BIRTHDAY CAKE!
‘Ose ya Mum!