#caravan crew

[talatotjpg]

Our caravan crew <3 loving you @justajewme @t-rexspecs

[carthagian-chronicle]

Newest potential crew member

So I just started working on the newest potential crew member for the Little Ray of Sunshine and I have to thank WWE for it. He's a middle aged washed up wrestler by the name of Big Bobby. A former amateur competitor in the BSF arena in Dart, Bobby never managed to catch on as a star in the minors and with old age catching up with the ogrekin (which for him is his early 30's) he's at a cross roads. Stuck between having to retire from his calling because he is starting to feel age catching up with him and the worry of being stuck in the world of men with their words and mind games and inability to agree with him even when he hits them he is desperately looking for an escape. So he is looking to sign himself up as a guard to a caravan, using his skills with his fists to solve all of their problems and avoid the whole discussion of getting old enough to out live your friends violent deaths but being too weak to be much more than a doorstep to his people's society. The worst that could happen to him is a creature guts him, and in his mind that is far better than becoming little more than a brain with legs. 

And from there he has sort of spiraled out of control. Just imagine the bastard child of a juggalo (sans face paint) and an ogre and you start to get the image. He rocks a pair of brass knuckles with the words BigB obby across them, wears a chain shirt jersey with his name and number on it (XX), and rocks some gold teeth in his grill. He also thinks his knuckles are cursed because everything time he punches someone the letters are all out of order. Anyone who tries to explain the process of print mirroring to him though is called stupid and if they continue after that is punched in the face.