Oct 19, 2020
free good behavior knives??? 👀
yes!!!! one time I was at a a big supermarket with @the-griffin-and-the-lost-boy, @criticalbread, and @omfellowskepsis and there was a knife demonstration or something. and they told us we would all get a free knife at the end.
well, because i am a good audience member who will humor a speaker, i responded to all of the useless audience participation questions. and the first time it happened, the guy was like, “YOU get an extra knife at the end” and we all assumed it was a joke.
anyway he said that each time i responded to his prompts and then at the end, i got like, three free knives. one was the original knife i would have gotten anyway, and then other two were for good behavior.
they’re good knives.
