im going to piss in the cereal of every employee of tumblr. this isnt a joke, you can use this post as evidence in a legal case against me. i hereby swear that there is no earthly power that can keep your cornflakes un-urinated in. your cinnamon toast crunch is pissamon poast punch. i am going to commit this act on February 21st, 2024. i have the means and knowledge to carry out the crime. I’m serious.
- Aquario















