#carl posts

[add1ss0n]

Not the manager.

:')

"I gotta sit down."

"AHOUAHOUHMYGOSH???;?:?;?&+€+*+_; 💚PEAK💚?;?_!"

"...Why are all the real paranormal things people I know?"

* Reece hug Reece hug

[add1ss0n]

But sadly, instead of that,

I'm a cashier in many establishments here in this dark world instead 👉😎👉

"Man, at least tell me you're the manager."

"Wait, I think this train is the one! Let's get in!"

* And so they get onto The Train. The doors shut and it begins speeding up along the tracks, zooming through a field of daisies. It seems like quite the lovely scene, but both of our dear friends here seem extremely distressed. When you look out the window, however, you see in the distance what looks like someone tied to the tracks. Is this the trolley problem? Just before the train would hit the person, we're transported to the familiar eternal snowstorm we all know and love.

"[gong sound effect]"

[add1ss0n]

:)

* I give Carl a lava lamp

* Carl now has Another lava lamp.

[add1ss0n]

Pssst, peak, I'll bring you back some other time.

I'll show you my Aurascope, and bring it with.

Alright let's get going.

*you softly tap the teacher who you refuse to remember the name of

We're going, pink advised you come with

"Oh yes please I do not want to spend a second more in here."

[add1ss0n]

Normal in ghost train terms

"I have no frame of reference for that, champ."

[add1ss0n]

is everything normal on the train

"Normal????"

[add1ss0n]

I know queen personally-

So.

YEaH- ;3;

(REFERRING TO ASK BLOG BAYBEE)

I've memorized almost everything she has said by now-

"Oh, then you should probably be a 🔺defense attorney or an 🔷insurance agent."

[add1ss0n]

Yeah lol I quote so many things, like

"Haha Okay Hit All The Cars"

"STOP EVERYTHING!"

"Kris Get The Banana"

"Potassium"

"Noelle Honey Sweetie Gravy, I Made A Battery Acid Pie!"

"Oh, ✅yes, page 46 of the national law book, sixth edition, titled "Things her majesty Queen has said at some point" because her world is literally law."