#carmiri

[green-mochi-blog]

Under the rain 🌧️

Camimira: let's kiss in the rain!

Cesmari: let's dance in the rain!

CrisSol: let's sing in the rain!

Carlos: wanna have sex in the rain?

Mariana: what? no!

Miriam: we are NOT going in the rain. I just had my hair done and Melo will get sick

Carmelo: I already have a sore throat :'(

[cmlmrbl]

🦉 Carmelo: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

🦚 Miriam: Mi vida please, it's four o'clock in the morning.

🦉 Carmelo: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

[green-mochi-blog]

Bad guys...

🦎: hey, I heard you like bad guys😉

🦋: umm? Not really

🦎: *sighs* oh thanks God!

🐍: hey bug. I heard you like bad guys 😏

🐞: *doesn't turn to look at him* that's not true. Bad guys are the worst.

🐍: ugh, whatever! 🙄 *locks himself in his room to listen Paramore for the rest of the day*

🐸: is is true that you like bad guys?

🕷️: of course not! Because I like you, and you are not bad!

🐸: oh 🥹

🦊: so, you like bad guys? 😘

🐰: yes! They are so cool!

🦊: then look at this! *pushes 🐆 to the ground*

🐰: CRISTIAN!! 😠😠😠

🦉: ...

🦉: do you...?

🦚: no

🦉: nice 🙂

[green-mochi-blog]

CamiloVerse reaction to being called ✨papi✨

🦎: Mirabel called him that just to mess with him, she didn't expect him to have a glitch. She had to go for some of her mamá's food

🐍: he loooooves when Mariana calls him papi. It drives him crazy, but hen won't show it too much. Doesn't want to give her any advantage with him

🐸: it only happened once, and it was an accident. María didn't mean to call him that. She even thought she offended him, 'cause he left in a rush and locked in his room for half an hour

🦊: it went all over his head. He thought Marisol mistook him for her dad. "Don't be silly! Your papá is over there! 🤪". He wanted to throw himself out the window when it clicked

🦉: he calls Miriam mami shamelessly

[green-mochi-blog]

Miriam: I'm proud to identify as a moronsexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

Carmelo: *chewing an arepa* Miri, what kind of tree does corn grow from?

Miriam: *taking off her dress* that's it. Pants off, papito

[green-mochi-blog]

[During sex]

🦚: hurt me

🦉: in 1992, scientist discovered the loneliest creature on earth

🦚: what?

🦉: Its a whale that has been calling for a mate for two decades. He communicates at a frequency not used by any other whales, and hasn't received a response

🦚: stop!

[cmlmrbl]

🦚Miriam: If you see my ex primonovio (🦉Carmelo) at pride, don't tell me. I already KNOW 🙄

[green-mochi-blog]

Miriam: my tastes are very refined. I will only accept the person who meets all my standards.

Carmelo: *falls asleep at the table with his face stuck in his bowl of soup*

Miriam: ... I want him. Right now