#carolconstellate

[madefate-a]

       ❛ -- I feel like someone is vaguely talking about me and deciding what I will or will not fight, so let me make something really clear: I will punch anything in the face and eldritch gods are so not the exception they might as well be the rule. ❜ 

[godly-feh-edits]

When you have time, Henry! Cynthia?

[jcinthedance]

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          “ Ohhh…. Bats, bats, bats, you and your ‘reality,’ you’re ALL the same..! ”

That mocking hum, that audible eye roll through their speakers was, at first, all that was responded- though, of course, don’t doubt he was still listening. 

 There was the faint sound of a teacup touching to a saucer over the speaker, wherever he was, before a cackle follows at their words.  “ Arkham? No, no, no, no! ”  The hatter practically spat through his frustrated laughter, odd a sound as that was. Only for it to switch on the spot to a desperate sort of pout.  “ You haven’t a clue, do you..? Arkham isn’t a place to go, it’s a place to escape... Why do you think that is?  Oh- but it doesn’t matter... Alice isn’t IN there... she’s OUT here! And I’d face the Jabberwock himself if it meant having her in my arms..! ”

In fact, the shadow of that very creature casts from high above these card mazes, and it seems the bat wasn’t alone in those puzzling depths. No, of course, the hatter never works alone-- why should he? Goodness knows how many are under his control but they’re popping up in the maze like rabbits from rabbit holes.    “ You’ll get me help? No, no-- I need YOUR help, that’s why you’re here... I need to see your face, but that nasty cowl is in the way... ”

[halidomhappenings]

(heroismdreams) “Cynthia of Ylisse here to sign herself up for the joust! I know I can’t ride my pegasus in it so I’ll be borrowing one of my family’s horses. I figured I’d try something new after the last couple of tourneys! Will that be okay?”

“Our reigning flying champion taking to the joust? How interesting, indeed!”

“The Joust bracket is now full! All other entries will be entered into the raffle.”

[bloodthirstymoonstone]

(heroismdreams) Well here went all Cynthia’s current savings - but it would be totally worth it if she could hit him.

@heroismdreams​ (Tumblr pls let me mention people in asks plzkthnx)

(Get Pied, Son!)

“Ohhhh? Pigtails, eh? My my, you look like just my type of girl... Stay a while after you’re done, won’t you? I’ve got something to show you...~”

Result: 17!

Similarly to the last pie launched, this wasn’t dead center. It was slightly too low, hitting Valter’s mouth, but not much else -- a reversal of the last time. 

“PAH! KOFF, KOFF, HACK--!” He spat it out as fast as he could, wiping his mouth off with his towel. “NEVERMIND! Get out of my sight! Never come here again! (Until tomorrow, of course. I really need the money.)”

[spdtactics-a]

carolconstellate replied to your post: i’m working on part 1 of mom ratings™ and i think...

EYEZOOMS @ THAT SUMIA HAIR

spoilers: sumia is a very highly ranked irene mother.

[drylicu]

carolconstellate replied to your post

“… what about vegetables? Like I don’t think you’re supposed to eat potatoes raw… or an onion…”

         “--Vegetables! I completely forgot about those! I bet I can find some in the storeroom!”

[madefate-a]

“I look back on being 17 and think, ‘Oh my God, how did I not die?'” [Kel to Neal] / @carol-constellate​ 

       He’s already entirely red in the face, green eyes flashing like steel -- and yes, that’s a nice head of steam he’s built up before he even says a word. Pray to your gods, Keladry. ❛ Oh yes ! My goodness, what a mystery, is that right ? What act of providence has kept you largely whole and hale all these long years, hm ? Because surely you’ve received no good advice on the matter of your well being -- surely you’ve not managed to wrap a, quite frankly, deeply gullible and foolhardy healer of scant renown to make sure you don’t permanently disfigure your feet when that beast of a horse steps on them or otherwise keeps you from bleeding out when you plunge headfirst into certain danger. Surely you haven’t heard all your days to think a little more, plan a little more, enlist capable fellows to assist in hare brained endeavors that might result in an early visit to the Black God. A wonder it is that you haven’t perished unduly, it is ! I can’t think to whom you owe at least the preservation of a few limbs, Mindelan, I truly cannot think to whom you owe that. ❜ 

// mulaney ! & accepting