#caroline chat

[riley-duncan]

This is not how I wanted my Saturday night to start.

I am not amused.

[ask-badass-barbie-mikaelson-blog]

ask-sweet-carolinex

I’ve never really met a lot of people out of Mystic Falls, but I’ve had the displeasure of hearing them speak via television. All the Aye’s make me feel like I’ve a bleeder going on in my skull. Tight jeans, cowboy hat, and a leather whip. Yes please!

Wine and soda, I forgot I’m rooming with an Original.

You mean to tell me... you've never travelled? Oh, love, that has to change. The World is there to be seen; to be explored. Where have you always dreamed of going?

You are, my dear! Only the best will do. It may sound pretentious, but we don't feign munificiency in this household.  

[barbie-badass-mikaelson-blog]

tellhimtosuckit:

Klaus is not my weakness, Rebekah. He’s just… I don’t know.

And it is, yeah. All I know is that I was leaving school and went for a walk to clear my head. This hybrid started following me, we wound up fighting, and I was bitten. He was the same one that broke into my house the other night that Klaus killed.

I don't judge, blondie.Whatever makes Nik happy.

What's worrying me the most is the fact that these attacks are clearly pre-meditated. There's no impulsive acts. I would much rather that, you see; that would suggest something less sinister entirely... hormones, mutation... something physical. Just know I will try to protect you as long as Nik sees fit.  

[ask-badass-barbie-mikaelson-blog]

 ask-sweet-carolinex:

You’ll screw up a million times in the dating department before you get one thing right; it doesn’t help that your brother has managed to strike fear into the heart of the Mystic Falls residents. I can’t imagine you not finding someone soon. The song is called Barbie Girl, I’m a barbie girl, in a barbie, life is plastic it’s fantastic, you can brush my hair, undress me anywhere. you haven’t heard? By some unholy force of witchcraft his bat and his mirror have come to life.

Not once? Okay, unacceptable, any friend of mine will be having a sleepover/girls night at least once every other week. Eating junkfood, watching movies, mani’s and pedi’s, gossiping. It’s the most fun a girl can have, and drives guys crazy. Well he can keep on trucking, he won’t be getting everything he wants here.

Tell me about it. If I even so much as blinked in a male of the species' direction, I think my brothers would rip him limb from limb. I have heard this! It's horribly catchy stuff, isn't it?! So, Barbie, who is your Ken, then? You seem to have luck in that department. More than I do, anyway.

You know, that actually sounds like fun. A couple of weeks ago I would've scoffed at such a thing, but... I think every girl deserves to over-indulge in food, gossip and movies, no? I've acquired a taste for popcorn over the centuries, so, don't mind if I end up not leaving any for you...