#carphy

[ceruleanseabird]

it's all fun and games until murphy gets a boner

ashe, on carols

[ceruleanseabird]

Carphy carphy carphy happy birthday

SOBS GROSSLY I LOVE U OK

what was their first kiss like

MURPHY MISSED DID U FUCKERS THINK I WAS KIDDINGyeah they was just chillin on their couch with the new year countdown and he went for it on the mark except carol moved, damn it carol

what were they like their first time having sex

then she was like "oh" and he was like "oh" and they stared at each other for a few seconds then were like fuck champagne and got busy right on the couchand that friends is the story of how carphy got together.

who’s louder

s i g h s

who wakes up first

if they had sex the previous night, murphy, for the sake of pancake making. otherwise he was this lazy fuck way too snuggly cozy warm in bed to get up first. carol was the responsible one.

who performs/receives oral more often

no

who tries new things more often

probably carol?? in an effort to make things more enjoyable for both of them because murphy can't keep his fucking mouth shut. he was pretty okay with it. anything to keep shit from getting too embarrassing to deal with.

if they had to choose a third+ person to include who would they include

no

[ceruleanseabird]

Waiting in the Weeds - Eagles

I've been stumbling through some dark places Now I'm following the plow I know I've fallen out of your good graces But it's alright now