I don’t know, maybe it’s just me, though I doubt that, but finding out that Al did indeed drive beautiful, wonderful, gorgeous, badass cars, made him inevitably 10x hotter. I mean, come on, a 1965 Shelby Mustang roughly around his senior year, and a 1996 Chevy Impala in 2000. It just doesn’t get much more impressive to me. Though, I do think the bashing of the Dart Swinger he claimed he drove was a little harsh. But then again, I don’t think they we’re saying she’s a bad car, cause she’s certainly not, she’s actually pretty friggin gorgeous, just that she’s not quite badass enough for Al. Which Ok, I’ll give ya that. But still, Al Burns, you are now twice as hot to me as you were, good sir.










