#carson asks

[megdonnellys]

Discourse for my son Carson?

✨ richard was better for monica

✨ his crush on joey was weird (homophobes)

✨ he was shoe-horned into the show

✨ his relationship with sydney is just a rip off of ross and monica

✨ not needed, show would’ve been better without him

✨ his relationship with his dad isn’t that bad compared to sydney

✨ writers never fully explored his emotional trauma and ptsd

✨ often pushed to the side when he deserved more screen time

✨ he and rachel never should’ve kissed and their plot was weird and forced in an effort to add drama to their respective relationships with ross and monica

[megdonnellys]

ahhh who are gwen, tommy and carson??

they’re some of my friends ocs!

gwen and tommy are in a friends fic called exes & ohs, which starts in season one, and they’re love interests, gwen played by jessica henwick, tommy by alfred enoch! basic plot is gwen is chandler’s ex-girlfriend, and tommy is rachel’s ex-fiancé (not the one she left at the alter) who fall in love!

carson is in my current fanfic that’s published right now, everlasting, he’s not been introduced yet and i’m kinda keepin’ him a secret until he is. he’s played by paul rudd, who, i know, played mike in seasons 9 & 10, but i doubt i’m going to even write to those seasons, so, yeah.

[drunkenromantic]

OMG YOU'RE BACK

BESTIE HIIIIIIIIIII YES I’M BACK!!

[drunkenromantic]

the dash is so boring without you come back soon bff 😓😓😓

omg i wish i could come back soon but i'm completely swamped with my dissertation, coursework, and studying rn 😭 i might pop in from time to time but i definitely can't be on here regularly or i would get nothing done 💀 thank you for checking in though, it's very sweet 🥹🫶

[drunkenromantic]

are you a sunrise girly or a sunset girly 🤭

definitely a sunset girly! i hate waking up early so i never see the sunrise lmao

also this song is called “sunset” and it fucking SLAPS

[drunkenromantic]

ur new pfp omg 🥲🥲🥲

your honour i love two little blonde bitches!! this is how i’m gonna manifest both of them into the euros squad (even though it’s unlikely if james hasn’t been picked for the friendlies 🥲🥲🥲)

[drunkenromantic]

HOW WAS IT !!!!

oh my GOD it was insane!!! the atmosphere was so good and it was amazing to see all the players irl. i screamed so much because we had so many goals so my throat is fucked but it’s ok 😭

i think the highlight for me was cresswell’s goal because it came out of NOWHERE (he ran the whole length of the pitch???) and that’s when we knew we were clear and into the last 8 🤩

[axtolatry]

Bend over (for any of your boys!) in a library

He’d been stuck in the same research rut for his next paper for weeks, close to tearing his hair out in frustration over his sources. So, when it got too bad, Carson did what he always did when he needed to find a source of calm - He went to the library, grabbed a random book off a random shelf, and started to read. Todays was a extremely dry nonfiction book centering around the perfect way to raise a moss garden, but even so, he was far enough into his own head that it took him a few minutes to realize someone was speaking to him, raising his head and blinking owlishly just in time to hear the command. “Oh, sure, I suppose. Do you mind if I put the book somewhere safe? Bodily fluids aren’t safe for them.”