#cartermaysimmons

[zaritarazi]

cartermaysimmons replied to your post:ari is going to get shit for that jemma post and...

why do you both hate me

you can be in the video too if you want in fact i dont think it would be the same without you

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@cartermaysimmons replied to your post: also i really hope that jemma was on b...

i’m sure she has an iud. plus i doubt she could conceive, since she’s malnourished and anemic. BUT HEY ANYTHING’S POSSIBLE IF YOU BELIEVE

okay okay i’m glad. no space baby. thank

@grantsredcap replied to your post: also i really hope that jemma was on b...

literally me. although im pretty sure shield agents with ovaries are all implanted or something just because a pregnancy would be an obstacle in field work (OH AND WOULD RESULT IN A HUMAN, GOD SHIELD)

i’m laughing so hard jesus fuck

[zaritarazi]

cartermaysimmons replied to your post:friendly reminder that seth thinks kate is 100%...

now i’m eating my hair

tastes good doesn’t it

[zaritarazi]

cartermaysimmons replied to your photo:@cartermaysimmons ��

let’s get more absinthe i’m going on a bender

IM SO READY

[lying-hyperion-jackass]

cartermaysimmons replied to your post:cartermaysimmons replied to your post:*climbs atop...

one thing you will learn quickly is that ollie is the dumbest person alive

poor golden retriever puppy he tries so hard

[lying-hyperion-jackass]

cartermaysimmons replied to your post:*climbs atop new trash pile and settles in* okay...

I WARNED YOU

in the grand scheme of my life, what’s one more dumpster dive

i’m on episode two now and i already can’t believe that ollie thinks that a hood and grease paint is enough to conceal his identity

[awkwardspiritanimals]

cartermaysimmons replied to your post: cartermaysimmons replied to your post: also i...

make that real

maybe someday, chicken nugget

[awkwardspiritanimals]

cartermaysimmons replied to your post: also i can’t get into the friendships between the...

my dream is that jemma finds trip in the monolith and just. brings him home

during the break, i got so tired of seeing the fics where fitz was hallucinating jemma again that i almost wrote one where he started to see trip instead while he was working on getting jemma out of the rock and hallucination trip helped him figure out how to work with jemma to get her back and then it turned out that trip was speaking to him across the dimensions and he and jemma both came back and it was great and tripfitzsimmons af