#carterposting

[manbeaft]

[johntcarter70]

Hey John, I've been trying to call you. Benton's been on a real tear. Guess he didn't clear my dates with Hicks or something because he's been saying all kinds of stuff just desperate to get me back. Poor guy. I should have known - I'm gone for a couple days and it all falls apart. Can't live without me. Anyway, call me back, okay J-Sport?

Dale, you need to come back. -MG

[stars-captain]

I made pumpkin chorizo black bean enchiladas theyre yummy

[johntcarter70]

... Don't tell anybody I showed you this. - DR

[johntcarter70]

so who are you using those positions with? Doug? Peter? Luka?

women????

[johntcarter70]

About me:

Name: John Truman Carter III (please don't look me or my family up they don't represent me and I only see my parents ~ twice a year)

Age: 25 (yet still somehow too old for this shit)

Likes: My Jeep; not being woken up twenty times when I'm trying to sleep in an empty exam room

Dislikes: The foundation of my existence; mayonnaise

Join me in my suffering. Or don't. I don't really care, it's not a big deal, but you will hurt my feelings and then when you come into the ER I'll make your stitches uneven.

[johntcarter70]

a friend of a friend told me there's a sex tape of you and Dale floating around

@daleedsonmd you told me that camera was turned OFF

[johntcarter70]

I mean, come on, Dale!!! You’re telling me you don’t have a repressed crush on the cutest med student Chicago has to offer? Who doesn’t have a crush on John Carter?? That would be a shorter list.

😊 Thank you! see, @daleedsonmd ? I think you ought to take some time for self-reflection.