#cartman.html

[starsspcrud]

(I'm starting to think cartman.html is hiding something...)

(Nobody looks that cute without hiding a horrible secret with their body. Where is their mouth? I think he has one, but he doesn't show it unless he's eating something. It must be like a snake's, where he unhinges his jaw and there are rows of razor sharp teeth ready to grind the food down easy.)

(Something like this sketch!)

(credit to @southparkdothtml for the AU)