#case solved.

[officerscruff]

"Hey, I was just talking about you. All good things, all good things."

Random Starter Meme: Frozen edition

 ❝  I’m pretty sure there was some bullshit            in your statement just now. ❞

[officerscruff]

"I'm pregnant, sane isn't part of the job description. Besides, if I don't tell you, who am I supposed to tell? I'm pretty sure the dog won't care."

   ❝ I don’t think you’re suppose to blame           your pregnancy on your sanity, babe.        & of course my dog isn’t going to give a shit.                    he’s a smart freakin’ dog is what .❞

[officerscruff]

‡

Send me ‡ for my character's reaction to yours climbing into bed with mine.

 ❝ Get out of my fuckin’ bed!!            this isn’t a fuckin’ motel six.  ❞

[officerscruff]

*accidentally flings a lacrosse ball at Joseph*

   ( so maybe the lacrosse ball hit       his shoulder to hard & of course       he’ll grab the ball and search for       the culprit. eyes falling on the teen      with a small upward curve smile. )                                             ❝ hey!! this your ball kid??  ❞

[officerscruff]

headcanon that joey and parrish didn't get along that well in highschool because parrish was always kind of nerdy

headcanon: accepted.

[officerscruff]

headcanon that parrish and joey are actually really bestfriends who bond about how young and attractive they are

headcanon: accepted.

[officerscruff]

"Arrest me officer. Ravage me."

   ❝I don’t take demands from others well,                 but I’ll make an acceptation for you.❞