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Benny and Jupiter for the parenting meme
otp parents meme
who’s the one to wake up the kids:
jupiter! she wakes up the earliest bc she has to jumpstart the 38 and start business.
who makes the breakfast:
neither of them. the kids make their own breakfast, which is oddly efficient.
who’s the one to cry for everything:
benny. benny cries for everything to the point where the kids are like “dad please it’s okay we know you love us.” jupiter finds it hilarious.
who’s the more discipline parent and who’s the more lenient one:
jupiter’s the more discipline once, if you can believe it. there are houserules (lmao) that she sets for them. benny spoils them, so he’s lenient.
who helps with the science fair:
jupiter bc she knows a bit more book-wise than benny, but it doesn’t always go well.
who does baby talk:
both of them! but benny does it a lot more. his baby talk goes from actual talking and dissolves into coochie-coo noises lmao.
who wakes up for midnight feedings:
they take turns! sometimes when she’s super exhausted, jupiter gets up and sleepwalks to the crib, stands there, motionless, and then goes back to bed.
who’s the one who always worries:
they worry in equal in measure, so neither.
who picks up the kids early from school for some fun:
neither of them! what school lmao
who’s the competitive parent:
both of them! but jupiter’s slightly more competitive. she’s really proud of her three brats.
who kisses the ouches:
the kids don’t really care much for kissing ouches, but benny does it all the time.
who’s the sucker for the puppy eyes:
benny again lmao. like i said, he spoils the living shit out of his children. but this method works mostly w/ callisto, so she uses it all the time.
who makes the “dad jokes”:
benny! they’re v v terrible.
who embarrassed their kid for fun:
both of them! they’re awful lmao.
who’s the over protective one:
neither are overprotective bc they think the kids can handle themselves, but jupiter will tear the throat out of anyone who even tries to touch her children.
who’s the “take a sweater!” parent:
jupiter! years of traveling and she’s the one who is like “you need to be prepared!”
“The stars think you need to clear your head. The stars think you need to run.”
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Benny, Daud, and Martin Septim for the character game thingy!
BENNY
favorite thing about them: his personality: the blend of determination, endearment, and just enough of miserably failing to flirt grows on you after a hot minute.
least favorite thing about them: how much he loves his hair. yes, i know you love your hair. yes, i know it takes you so long to do it. but none of the other legionaries have that hair. if you need a disguise, you gotta all-out it, baby!!!
favorite line : what in the goddamn? “Side bets are for losers. I'm playing to win.”
brOTP: benny/yes-man
OTP: benny/courier, benny/swanks
nOTP: n/a
random headcanon: still doesn’t know how to tie a tie. is afraid to ask.
unpopular opinion: benny had a good plan- but it could have been executed a little better.
song i associate with them: big bad handsome man- imelda may
favorite picture of them: the ones where he doesn’t look like a piece of lego fdjskaflhdshf
DAUD
favorite thing about them: his voice. good lord, i could listen to that voice all damn day
least favorite thing about them: nothing. there is nothing i do not love abt daud except the fact he killed jessamine and technically started this whole mess
favorite line: “Our choices always matter to someone, somewhere.”
brOTP: n/a
OTP: daud/lizzie, daud/billie, daud/corvo, daud/martin
nOTP: n/a
random headcanon: daud can sing whaling shanties, but chooses to keep this a well-hidden secret.
unpopular opinion: daud deserved a little bit of happiness.
song i associate with them: til kingdom come- coldplay
favorite picture of them: all of them
MARTIN SEPTIM
favorite thing about them: how gentle he can be, but full of fire at the same time. he’s the hero of the story, not the hero of kvatch. he goes from son of a farmer to son of the emperor to emperor to something more than him, bigger than his bones. it’s a beautiful story.
least favorite thing about them: how he became a fucking dragon and went and got himself killed thanks martin ur a pal
favorite line: “The shape of the future, the fate of the Empire, these things, now, belong to you.”
brOTP: martin/hero
OTP: martin/hero
nOTP: n/a
random headcanon: martin dreams of the dragon. he’s always dreamed of it, only he thinks it’s a childish fancy, so he says nothing.
unpopular opinion: n/a
song i associate with them: apollo- last dinosaurs
favorite picture of them: all of them. except the dragon statue. that just. hurts.
Skulduggery Pleasant for than fandom ask thing bc I know it's your favorite 💀
Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you:
The character I love:
ERSKINE FUCKING RAVEL. I WOULD DIE FOR HIM. HE’S MY GOLDEN BOY!!
The character I hate:
craven lmao bc as the name implies (and as we canonically know) he’s a McFuck if there ever was one
The character I would call if I was in trouble:
skulduggery. man’s a stonecold killer, what else is there to say?
The character who I’m in trouble with:
either one of the monster hunters!! y’all know they get in trouble all the time
The character I would trust to plan my birthday party:
larrikin. enough said
The character I would share fries with:
valkyrie!!! i love her to death lmao
The character who would be my best friend:
u h h h honestly? probably weeper. i wouldn’t b Cool enough to hang w/ the main gang
The character I would hang out with on a rainy day:
anton. there’s something v comforting abt him lmao
casino-lights replied to your post “au where caesar’s legion and the chairmen switch places,,,, can u...”
What about an AU where everything's the same, the language just swaps. Swank would be all "ave, true to mr house" and caesar would say "ring-a-ding" after everything. IMAGINE JOSHUA GRAHAM.
FDJSKLFHADKJSH GRACE I’M C R YING
GOD YES YES PLEASE
VULPES: “NIPTON WAS A WICKED PLACE, YA DIG, FULL OF FINKS.”
JOSHUA FJDSKLFJLADSHF I CAN’T I’M LAUGHING TOO HARD
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