Fair Trade
Me: I'm not sure what you were trying to make in your SnapChat story, but I know I've had enough to drink to want some.
Friend: French toast!
Friend: But I dyed it green
Me: Mmmmm... Not so much anymore. Make some pancakes and I'm game.
Me: And all pancakes should be green. Make you look like you're eating little hills.
Friend: Mmmmm little hills
Me: Oh man, now I wanna make hill pancakes sometime and pretend I'm eating the Shire. Because I'm secretly a dragon.
Friend: I believe in youuuuuuu!!!
Me: I CAN do it.
Friend: RIGHT NOW
Me: OH GODS REALLY BECAUSE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GO TO BED I MEAN I COULD BUT I DON'T EVEN HAVE GREEN FOOD COLOURING WHAT DO OH NO
Friend: OH DEAR
Me: I WILL JUST SLEEP AND FORGET THIS EVER HAPPENED THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SLEEP RIGHT
Friend: OH NO
Friend: YOU MIGHT REGRET IT
Me: OH NO
Me: THE DECISIONS DARRIN THE DECISIONS
Friend: YOUR LIFE WILL CHANGE DRASTICALLY BASED ON THIS ONE DECISIONS
Me: Though I think I will go to bed. It is the logical choice, considering I must wake myself at 5:30 for work.
Me: BUT I SHALL DREAM OF PANCAKE HILLS AND DRAGONS
Friend: OKAY THAT'S A FAIR TRADE











