I keep running into the name Vargas in my reading and all I can think of is Vargus and I'm just like "Dude you were not a legendary hooker get out of my human history books"
me
1:24 PM
You are saying Vargas isn't a legendary hooker?
Cassarole
1:26 PM
He is a legendary hooker
So legendary he got in my textbooks
me
1:32 PM
I bet it makes the mental images from your reading much more entertaining lol
Cassarole
1:33 PM
Oh definitely
Vargus the hooker guiding the future of Latin America with his bulge
me
1:34 PM
I see him standing naked full erection on the front bow of a boat... like Washington crossing the Delaware, but tentabulge
Cassarole
1:35 PM
Omfg
And artists everywhere made paintings and sculptures of the event
But none could capture the glory of the Salvac tentabulge
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