Dean: Well... Lets suppose you're in bed
Dean: On your left there's a beautiful naked woman and on your right a naked gay guy
Dean: to whom do you turn your back?
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Sam: Dean, I know you like Mario Kart but, please, let Gabriel win
Dean: no, he needs to learn how to lose
Sam: NO, YOU DON'T UNDESTAND
Gabriel: WHO THE FUCK USED THE BLUE SHELL?!
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Lucifer: It feels like I don't care
Lucifer: But deep inside...
Lucifer: I still don't care
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Dean: Cas, do you want to know how to get a gay name?
Castiel: no, that sounds stupid
Dean: so, you take your first name
Dean: and then you take my last name
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Sam: my sweet Gabriel, good evening
Gabriel: ARE YOU SAYING THAT I'M FAT?!
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Sam: what are you doing, Cas?
Castiel: nothing much, just eating a burger
Sam: How can you eat that? Do you know it used to breath?
Castiel: you know that plants breathe too, right?
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Dean: I CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY CAS CAN'T SEE MORE THAN A FRIEND IN ME
Sam: maybe you should flirt with him?
Dean: I TRY, BUT NOTHING WORKS! You'll see
Dean: hey Cas, I really like your trenchcoat
Castiel: I'm araid it's not for sale...
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Sam: can you tell me why did you call me
Gabriel: it's really urgent
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Charlie: Okay Dean, last question
Charlie: do you prefer men or women?
Charlie: Dean, are you okay?
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Sam: I think I'm gonna do something stupid...
Sam: why are you like this?
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Lucifer: it's none o your business
Michael: gosh, you're so rude...
Lucifer: Congratulations, Sherlock, did you just find out?
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Gabriel: Guys!! I changed my usual Pizza Order
Castiel: didn't you change it last week as well? What is it, this time?
Gabriel: fried banana bubble gum pizza
Dean: you mama'd your last a mia
Sam: DEAN WHERE SRE YOU GOING WITH THAT GUN
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Adam: I feel like I'm going out of my mind! I continuously forget things...
Michael: babe don't worry, it happens to everyone
Adam: no no, listen, today I was searching for our car keys...
Michael: and you had them in your hand
Adam: Mike, we don't own a car
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Gabriel: this new boy, Sam...
Gabriel: he's definitely my soulmate!
Lucifer: I think I didn't find mine yet
Gabriel: it's because you're a jerk?
Lucifer: I don't have a soul