#castropheonix

[ruinsofxerxes]

"Hey Nina! We're back!" "...Ed-....ward...."

I CNA’T DEAL WITH THESE ANYMORE

[ruinsofxerxes]

Gracia Gives birth to a healthy baby girl. Maes rushes to the phone to tell his dad he is a dad. He reaches for the telephone. Pappa Hughes picks up the ringing phone. "Hello?" He says. Maes is about to say "Hi dad, this is dad." "Hello?" Pappa Hughes says again. There is no reply.

IT WAS FUNNY AND THEN IT WASN’T.

PAPPA HUGHES

[ruinsofxerxes]

"Hey mom! I'm an alchemist!" "Hey I'm an alchemist, I'm --" *falls over*

nO

[ruinsofxerxes]

castropheonix replied to your post: ...

IT’LL COST YOU AN ARM

just an arm?

okay!

[ruinsofxerxes]

YOU''RE RIGHT. THESE JOKES ARE GETTING OUT OF HAND. AND ALSO A LEG.

GODDAMMIT RACHEL

I'd sell my soul to have your sense of humor

[v0ca]

Psssst

ay

ay lil mama

[ruinsofxerxes]

Thanksgiving joke for you; "I'm hungry" "HI HUNGRY I HAVE NO BODY" #ElricThanksgivings

Ed, Al: “happy thanksgiving mom we’re hungry!” Trisha: *silence beCAUSE SHES DEAD*

These fma “Dad jokes” are getting out of hand Rachel

[ruinsofxerxes]

"Hey dad I'm marrying Alphonse!" "Hey dad I'm a homoculus!" "MEI LING YOU TOOK SO FUCKING LONG YOUR DAD IS DEAD"

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE

IM PUBLISHING SO I CAN LOOK BACK AT IT AND ALL ITS BEAUTY