I made this about a year and a half ago, I just figured that I'd post it since I'm pretty bored.
TW/CW's: None
|"Jeepers it's a Creeper- AHHH it's a Cat!!!"|
***/|Dream has been in the prison for a few days, Sam is visiting inside the prison|\***
Dream: *Talking*
Sam: *Paying attention, but is getting distracted by sounds coming from something in the room, he puts a hand up* "Pause."
Dream: *Stops speaking, the scratching sounds a bit louder*
Sam: *Looks around the room, pin pointing where the sound seems to be coming from* "What is that?"
Dream: *Plays dumb* "I don't really know......."
Sam: *Glances over at Dream* "I doubt that highly. What is it?"
Dream: *Fake sighs* "Alright, I'll say. I still have something that was from outside."
Sam: *Annoyed Persistence* "And what is it?"
Dream: *Waves a dismissive hand* "No need to get so worked up, it's nothing dangerous."
Sam: *Stares at Dream with a blank face, not one ounce of believe in his eyes* "Again, I doubt that highly."
Dream: "No no, I'm serious. You can look for yourself and if you think it's dangerous you can tell me that I can't have it here."
Sam: *Complete Suspicion* "I'll check.......... But I don't trust you near it."
Dream: *He puts his hands up and shrugs* "Fair enough." {Insert H!AU_EX!AR Drista appearing and shouting "That's not your line!" [There's a whole joke about the "Fair enough" line, it's so stupid but also funny, but I'll take way too long to type out 😹🤣😅]} *Dream walks over to the opposite side of the room of the noise*
Sam: *Still cautious, he slowly turns his attention to the sound and carefully walks over to a little table with a cloth draped over it. He slowly removes the cloth, and a small cat leaps onto the cloth on the floor. Sam lets out a defensive Creeper hiss, sprinting to the other side of the room. He turns back to the Cat, standing as far away from it as he can* "What the heck is that!?"
Dream: *Amused grin beneath the mask* "A Cat~"
Sam: *Glances over at Dream quickly* "That was a retoracal question!" *His gaze snaps back to the cat, who's just playing with the cloth laying on the floor* "Why do you have a Cat?!"
Dream: "I've had a Cat, they aren't new."
Sam: "Who let you bring it in here?!"
Dream: "Well, you weren't here when I was brought in, and they saw no harm in it, after all, it's just a Cat."
Sam: "Just a- that thing's a creature of evil!!"
Dream: 'Okay Karen-' "What about Antfrost? He's a Cat Anthropomorphic? Is he a creature of evil?"
Sam: "Not the same! He has morals!"
Dream: *Silent judgement* 'Bish you can't talk-'
Sam: "That thing!" *Points at the Cat, who is curling up under the cloth like a small sheet ghost and meowing* "Is Evil!"
Dream: *Gets a chaotic idea* "Hey Sam-"
Sam: "What?!"
Dream: *Walks over to the cat and gently picks it up* "Just what makes Cats so evil?"
Sam: "What are you doing?!"
Dream: *Mischievous Smiling under his mask, he walks towards Sam holding the Cat* "I'm just asking a question."
Sam: *Backs up* "Put the Cat down."
Dream: *Still walking towards Sam* "What's wrong with Cats?"
Sam: *Still backing up* "Put the Cat down."
Dream: *Amusingly Grins under the mask, picking up his pace slightly* "Just answer the question, there's nothing wrong with it."
Sam: *Keeps backing up, Picking up his pace as well*
***/|The scene soon derails into Dream chasing Sam around the prison room, holding a very confused Cat, and saying for Sam to hold the cat. Sam is sprinting away from Dream, well- mainly the Cat. He finally leaps onto the platform and then the cell walls close, keeping Dream and Sam separate|\***
Sam: *Gasping, trying to catch his breath* "I am never going there again! You cannot make me! Not with that thing!"
Dream: *Shrugs* "Alright. I'm not going to complain about that." {Yet}
Sam: *Sarcastic* "Yeah Sure."
***/|The platform moves away, and the scene comes to an end|\***
