#cat!virgil

[virgil-sanders-offical]

You know what... you're already acting like a cat 99% of the time soooo let your physical appearence match that ... *cat ears, tail, whiskerss*

aw shit.

REALLY??

..fine. I suppose.

@roman-the-royal @theprincelyprince @more-than-just-orange-eyes @wrath-and-irrationality @twofacedsssssnake @janus-sanders-offical @pattonlovespuppies @amlogansanders @logansanders-raven @thelogicaldarkside @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas @virgilsanders-anxiety @virgilsandersrpblog @mytwstdnightmrr @the-remy-offical @happylilquartergodofdeath @hananor17sides @quinnly-logical @supergeniusarachnid @flamebelovedrivera @happylilquartergodofdeath @rhymingriddledprose @logan-sanders-offical @patton-sanders-offical @roman-sanders-offical @remus-sanders-offical @cartoontherapy-offical

[thatdesolatefander]

Meow You're Late

Summary: Virgil and Roman were planning on going to a concert together, but will Virgil mysteriously turning into a cat ruin their plans?

Word Count: 1,248, AO3 Link

@thecrowslullaby, your Latte (Human AU) with any as long as its anything but hurt/no comfort featuring Cherry (Roman) and Cranberry (Virgil) featuring a Roman/Logan with cat Virgil/Janus/Roman/Logan with Spill guard (Language barriers) and a hint of Chocolate shavings (Mutual pining) is served! (I did not get to all the potential toppings, but I definitely included the language barrier lol) is served! Thank you for shopping at @tss-camp-and-coffee's Sleepy Bean Cafe <3

This fic turned out a little ridiculous, but it was fun to make! I hope you enjoy :)

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Roman's knee bounced up and down at lightning speed while he waited for Virgil to come downstairs. They were supposed to go to a Metallica concert together, which Roman thought his boyfriend would be excited for.

"Come on, Virgil! Can't you put your eyeshadow on in the car or something?" Roman yelled up the stairs.

He waited for a scoff or some other snarky remark, but he was greeted by silence.

Roman stood up, walking towards the staircase. Now that he thought about it, he couldn't remember hearing Virgil leave his room yet. Did his alarm not go off? But he remembered hearing the tell tale beeping when he was drying his hair that morning, even though it went on long enough to grate on his nerves.

But still, Virgil had turned it off at some point. So where was he?

Roman knocked softly on Virgil's door. "Dark and gloomy? You in there?"

The only response was a meow.

Wait, a meow? Roman's eyebrow creased. They didn't even own a cat!

"Virgil, I'm worried about you. Unless you say something, I'm coming in," Roman said to the door. He waited approximately ten more seconds, yet there was still no response.

Roman gently swung the door open and was greeted by a midnight black cat staring at him with two large eyes. One was a forest green and the other was a chocolate brown, just like Virgil's eyes.

Roman glanced towards the bed. It was unmade, but empty. To the right, the closet door was closed. And Virgil's desk was also missing it's owner.

Roman looked back down to the cat who had tilted its head to the side in curiosity, exactly like what Virgil tended to do when Roman did something amusing.

Roman gulped. "Virgil?" Roman whispered. "Is that you?"

The cat meowed once with a bob of his head.

Roman squatted down to look at the cat more closely. This couldn't be happening, but what other explanation was there? "For all of your planning for things that could go wrong today, you turning into a cat was not accounted for Virgil."

The cat finally turn around and put his back to Roman. Great, now Virgil was sulking.

"Hey, don't do that. I'm sorry!" Roman whined, going forward to scoop Virgil into his arms. Normally he would hug Virgil's back until he felt his boyfriend soften into his embrace, but feeling the cat Virgil melt into his arms with a soft purr was even more delightful.

Roman examined the feline in his arms. If this really was Virgil, then he hadn't had the chance to have breakfast yet. "So, are you hungry or something?"

Virgil meowed in reply.

"Is that a yes?" Roman guessed, already moving towards the kitchen. Virgil nipped his hand, causing Roman to sigh.

"Yeah, I know. That was kind of a dumb question. To be fair, I can't understand cat," Roman explained.

Virgil wiggled in Roman's arms until he managed to perch himself onto Roman's shoulder.

"Are you secure up there?" Roman asked. He felt Virgil's claws dig into him slightly in reply.

"Point taken," Roman chuckled.

Virgil meowed proudly, already treating the world like it belonged to him, as was every cat's right.

Roman started looking through the cabinets, looking for anything that might be safe for cats to eat.

"You know, why don't you meow once for yes and twice for no when I ask a question?" Roman proposed as he looked behind some cans of beans.

Virgil meowed once in agreement, bumping his head Roman's softly. Roman smiled in delight, reaching up to scritch under Virgil's chin softly. His efforts were greeted by a contented purr.

Roman continued rifling through the cabinets with one hand, only stopping once he found a can of tuna.

"Can you eat this?" Roman asked Virgil.

Virgil tilted his head as he examined the can, sniffing tentatively. He hesitantly meowed once.

Virgil jumped onto the counter as he waited for Roman to prepare his meal. When Roman turned his back, Virgil's eyes landed on the cup of coffee that Roman had left on the counter for him. Silently, he snuck over, preparing to lap from the cup.

Suddenly, Roman picked him up, moving him away from the coffee. Virgil hissed in response, trying unsuccessfully to bat Roman's hands away.

"Nuh uh, Virgil. You are a cat right now. No coffee," Roman told him sternly.

Virgil meowed repeatedly, once again darting over to the cup as soon as he was set down. Instead of grabbing Virgil, Roman snatched the mug off the counter.

However, Virgil just kept sliding. He skid over the edge of the counter with a yowl, landing on the ground with a light thump.

Roman snorted as he dumped out the coffee into the sink. "Serves you right, you hissing menace."

Virgil hopped back onto the counter, licking his fur back into place grumpily. Roman rolled his eyes, muttering something about dramatics. He went back to rummaging through the drawers for a can opener.

"Aha! Here it is!" Roman proclaimed, holding up the kitchen gadget in the air. "Now, Sir Hissington, I can finally give you breakfast."

Virgil meowed twice as soon as he heard the nickname.

"Is that a no to the breakfast?" Roman teased.

Virgil yowled in protest, only stopping once Roman plopped the open can of tuna in front of him.

Tentatively, Virgil sniffed the offering before hesitantly taking a small bite.

"Is it good?" Roman asked.

Virgil chewed for a couple of seconds, swallowed, than meowed once. His tail wiggled at the surprisingly delicious taste.

Roman nodded his head in reply. "Thats good. You need to eat up. We do still have a concert to catch."

Virgil meowed twice, his tail stilling.

"No?" Roman asked confused.

Virgil took another bite of his food, his tail drooping sadly.

"Hey, whats wrong?" Roman asked in concern, stroking Virgil's silky fur as the feline ate.

"Mreow mreow meow!" Virgil replied.

Roman tilted his head. It would be really convenient if he could speak cat right now, but instead he had to rely on what he knew about Virgil. He was eating the tuna, so he wasn't upset about that. Most likely. And he wanted to go to the concert, so what was Virgil still concerned about?

Then it dawned on him. "Are you worried you won't be able to go to the concert now that you are a cat?"

Virgil meowed once in a tone Roman couldn't decipher. Then he swatted the empty tuna can off the counter.

"Virgil, was that really necessary?"

The cat stuck his nose in the air.

Roman rolled his eyes fondly. "Alright, plead the fifth if you so desire, but I'm getting you into that concert anyways."

Virgil padded over to where Roman was leaned onto the counter, sitting so his eyes were level with Roman.

"I'll sneak you in my hoodie if I have to," Roman promised, putting a hand out towards Virgil for a hand shake. Virgil set his paw on the hand, and the two shook on it.

"Now, we should probably get going because someone's cat-astrophe means that we are now running late," Roman informed Virgil with a grin.

Eagerly, Virgil hopped off the counter and raced to the door. He meowed at Roman impatiently.

Roman chuckled. This day may not be exactly what he had planned, but he was going to make this work. Even if it meant sneaking a cat into a Metallica concert.

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Taglist:

@virgeandhis-pocket-protector @deathbydumbass

[prince-rowan-of-the-forest]

Maybe cat!Virgil sitting on a computer keyboard while one of the other sides tries to use the computer??

Not exactly what you said but still

There is absolutely*nothing* developed about this AU except they aren't sides, Virgil is a shape shifting catboy and Roman wears a varsity jacket that's literally it

Oh, and they adopted Virgil after Roman carried him in in the rain, but that's it. This au is great and I love it.

[selfdestructivecat]

Drew some fanart of @korruptbrekker ‘s cat!Virgil because I love him. Took a few self-indulgent liberties, but the bulk of this design belongs to them. The crop-top hoodie continues to baffle me, but damn it if it isn’t fashion.

Also I’m convinced that I’ll never color anything as well as I did these shorts and that’s very sad, but I’m sure I’ll get over it eventually lol

This specific outfit is based on this gorgeous drawing. Be sure to checkout Brekker’s “catboy!virgil” tag for more of this wonderful boy! And just check him out in general, his stuff rules.

[jungle321jungle]

All Kittens Are Black In The Dark: Two

Parenting is hard in general, but Janus and Logan learn it can be even harder, especially when your baby isn't entirely human. But that doesn’t mean they love him any less.

aka Lociet adopts a baby werecat!Virgil

Ao3 - Masterlist - Other Chapters

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Two

All things considered, they managed to get through the next few full moons reasonably well. They ensured that the dates of each full moon were written clearly on the calendar, and about a week before each they would triple check they had all the things a kitten would need. So when their fifth full moon came around Logan thought they were prepared. That was until Janus had gone to the bathroom and he had looked away from his adorable kitten long enough to reply to a few (unfortunately) immediate work emails. 

Logan set his phone down with a sigh, already dreading the morning to come. And he had already agreed to be the one to wake up in the middle of the night to check on Virgil. While Virgil wasn’t a difficult baby, he didn’t exactly like the idea of following less sleep with idiocy at work. He gave a sigh as he pushed thoughts from the morning aside, and turned back to where he had set Virgil on the rug- immediately he knew he wouldn’t be getting any sleep tonight. 

“Virgil?” He asked quietly, but he knew he was stupid to expect a response. He could feel his heart rate slowly increasing as he looked about the room to find it was void of the kitten he was looking for. He quickly flattened his face to the ground scanning underneath everything in the living room for any sign of dark fur or those purple eyes. He wasn’t under the couch, or next to the TV, or under the tables so where? He hadn’t even looked away for that long? How had Virgil gotten so far? And since when could he even walk!?

“Hey Logan I-”

“He’s gone!” Logan cut in, getting up and moving to look behind the TV. “Help me look!”

“Logan,” Janus called again, his voice far too calm for the situation of a missing child. And perhaps that’s what drew Logan’s gaze up to his husband’s face. Janus gave him a slight smile as he held up the kitten in his hands. “I found him in the hall. He walked right up to me. He must’ve been looking for me, isn’t that cute?” As if agreeing, Virgil gave a small meow for emphasis. 

Logan gave a sigh of relief as he sat back down on the floor, “Cute very nearly scared me to death.”

Janus gave a slight laugh as he sat on the couch and placed Virgil in his lap, “I wonder how he’s even walking. I mean as a human he can barely roll over.”

“We’re gonna need to kitten proof the house,” Logan realized. “Baby gates in every doorway. And we should probably find a way to ensure he doesn’t get stuck under any furniture.”

“Maybe it’s not a one to one thing?” Janus suggested, his mind clearly on his own train of thoughts. “Maybe it starts slow then ramps up? So he progresses faster as a cat? I wonder how big he’ll get?”

“Did you hear what I said?”

“Yes, yes. But we have a month to get to that. I don’t think he can scale things yet, so the crib should be just fine.”

Logan gave a sigh as he tried to absorb this new development, but he also watched as Virgil squirmed out of Janus’ arms and took to unsteadily walking on the couch itself. Neither of them spoke as they watched the little furball meow at nothing, and move closer to the couch’s edge (and then give a hiss as Janus pulled him away from it). 

“Well I’m sorry I don’t want you to fall!” Janus said, with a stunned expression. “Did you see that? He hissed at me!”

“I doubt it will be the last time. He’s a cat.”

“Well as he gets older he’s going to have to realize he can’t hiss at his parents. Especially when we’re trying to help.”

“...I wish there was a guide to this.”

“Are you trying to ruin our chance of getting a documentary about us in the future?”

Logan rolled his eyes, this night would truly be longer than he had anticipated. 

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“Virgil! Come here love! I got kitty treats! And I’ve got your toys.”

Logan stepped over the baby gate and paused to watch his husband lying on the floor with an arm under the couch. “This is why I told you that we should block that off.”

Janus gave a groan as he sat up, “If I say that you were right, will you help me get him out?”

Logan gave a sigh as he moved around Janus and lowered himself to the floor. It wasn’t hard to locate the small form of Virgil given the eyes that stared back at him. The kitten didn’t seem bothered at all by the notion of sitting under the couch but then again, did he even understand that come morning he’d be stuck there? Logan doubted it. He made a show of reaching forward towards Virgil, but not moving to grab him. Hoping the kitten would begin to inch towards him. But if Virgil would do so, he wasn’t sure, because that’s when the sound of the doorbell shocked Logan to his core. 

Solicitors were gone by now, they hadn’t ordered anything and even if they had, Amazon just left things on the porch so… so who was at their door? On a full moon?

“Did you get take out?” Janus asked slowly. 

“We already ate.”

“Did you get more take out?”

Logan pulled himself to a sitting position as he shook his head, “I’ll go see who it is and stall, you get him out of there.”

“What? How!?”

“I don’t know! Figure it out, move the couch!”

Janus looked ready to argue but the sound of the doorbell ringing for a second time made them hurriedly part and Logan made his way to the front door. He lingered for a moment before opening it, to fuss over his appearance (mainly to check for cat hair), before he opened the door to find Patton. 

Patton didn’t give him a chance to speak before he was pulled into a big hug. “Logan! I missed you!”

Logan gave an awkward laugh as he patted the other man on the back. “Me as well. But, what are you doing here?”

“Hm? It’s Thursday! You and Jan said I could come over and we could hang out and catch up! And I could hold the precious bean some more.”

Logan blinked once, “Next Thursday.”

“No? I triple checked because I thought I double booked myself.”

“I see…” Logan trailed off unsure what else to say that would fix the situation. This was Janus’ speciality not his, why did he volunteer to stall again? He wasn’t sure of the answer, but he could feel as Patton’s knowing gaze scanned him. 

 “Is…is everything okay? Bad timing?”

Horrific timing, the worst timing possible. But what could he possibly say about Virgil that would make sense? Nothing. Nothing at all. What would Janus say? Janus would lie. He’d come up with a lie that sounded semi close to the truth, something that was too hard to be disputed. But what?

“Well you see, Virgil isn’t feeling well!” Logan said quickly. “We didn’t exactly want to bring in more factors. No offense of course, but children are petri dishes and you are a kindergarten teacher…”

Patton's eyes widened in understanding (thankfully). “No no, don’t worry, I just hope he’s alright. So we can definitely reschedule, but can I at least borrow your bathroom before I go?”

“Um-”

Logan's less than perfectly constructed response was interrupted before it started as the sound of a loud thud and a shout of pain came from within the house. Logan hurriedly went back to the living room just in time to find Janus on the floor and hissing at the small kitten who sat innocently in the center of the room. “You okay?” He asked slowly. 

“I fell and he just hisses at me!” Janus complained before he gave another hiss back. So he was fine. 

Virgil didn’t seem to care however as he meowed and walked towards Logan. 

“It’s precious!” 

Right. Patton. 

Before Logan could even give a sigh of regret, Patton was on all fours petting Virgil and cooing over his cuteness. 

“We messed up the dates didn’t we?” Janus whispered to him. 

Logan gave a slight nod, before he spoke at a louder volume. “Yeah, but I explained to Patton that V’s not feeling great.”

Thankfully Janus didn’t even need half a second to process the lie (he was really too good at this), “Do you think he’s maybe allergic to Oreo? I mean this started right after…”

“When did you guys get a cat anyways?” Patton asked, scratching Virgil behind the ears. 

“We’re cat sitting,” Janus corrected. “My coworker had a family emergency, so we’re watching her new kitten. But she should be back tomorrow. We’ll just have to keep him and Virgil separated.”

“That makes sense, well I’ll get out of both of your hair, and this one’s fur. I’ll borrow your bathroom and then I’ll head out.”

“Sorry to kick you out Patt.”

The moment the door was closed behind Patton, Logan gave a sigh of relief and melted into the couch. “I’m tired already.”

Janus gave a laugh as he scooped up Virgil and settled beside Logan. And moments later he felt a hand run through his hair. “You did well thinking on your feet, love.”

“Thanks… Are you just going to pet us both?”

“Is there any reason I can’t?”

Logan closed his eyes as he relaxed into the touch as he heard Virgil give a purr enough for them both, “I suppose not.”

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Other Chapters

[does-this-look-logicality-to-you]

i recently made a post about an au i came up with where virgil is a human in a cat's body, so i decided to design him! it's not perfect-- i haven't drawn cats since my warrior cats phase at age 13-- but i still like the design.

[sebs-anxiety-and-insanity]

Prinxiety // {aye I finally used cannon lying Janus :) }

TW\\ Remus gets a little disturbing // my crappy writing

"Thanks, Kayda." Kayda nodded showing a resemblance of a smile on their face, he looked over the bottle, admiring the pretty black bow and mesmerizing pink liquid. "No problem, Virgil. Glad someone wants my mystery potions. Remember to send back notes and everything." "Of course, Kayda. See ya next week." Kayda nodded, "oh, before I go, here." Virgil brow rose, but none the less extended his hand. Kayda dropped a small cloth of ink onto Virgil's hand, Virgil instinctively yanked his hand back as the ink raced through the top of his skin, fast and certain. Virgil watched in slight horror and fascination as the ink stopped on his neck, the feel of the ink moving having stopped there; it formed a shape, and Virgil was sure of it, he just didn't know what shape it took the form of. "There, now nothing fatal from those potions can kill you. Well, nothing that goes into your mouth," Kayda pointed at their mouth, "can kill you. Farewell, Virgil, take notes for me." Kayda added sternly before disappearing. Virgil sighed, relieved? Maybe. Virgil turned back to the door that got him here and opened it, easily walking back into the mind Palace, flinching as the door slammed shut like always.

Virgil leaned into the living area, making sure it was empty, before bouncing down the last few stairs, placing the potion on the table and moving around the bar to the cabinet that held the mugs. He hummed to himself as he brought down his black mug and walked over placing it on the table, sitting down and pulling out the notebook that he used for Kayda, placing it into the table and pouring the mysterious potion into the mug, the potion looked like it'd go down just fine. "Ah, fuck. Pen." Virgil closed the nootebool and headed upstairs quickly, and heading into his room grabbing his own seperate notebook and a pen. Right as he was turning to head back down. "There he is! As pale as a corpse." Virgil turned around confused, "Remus?" Virgil let his eyes drink in the sight of the man before him, barely giving him time to recognize the other man beside Remus. "Dragon witch pal, got a hold of me. Something about a potion?" Janus nodded, brushing his blonde hair out of his eyes. "Definitely not a potion to make you fall in love with the next thing or human you see. It is not a possibility that you could even...." "Oh, don't worry JJ, I can say this part. It definitely is a possibility that you could see yourself in a reflection and uh, wank yourself to death." "Huh... Guess they didn't notice. Oh, well, I can just dump it out. Thanks guys." Virgil turned and left, trying to bite back the anxiety he felt from the other two just popping up. "That corpse makes me wanna commit necrophilia-" "Shut up." Virgil heard the short conversation end quickly as he assumed Janus took Remus back to the darksides place.

Virgil bounced down the stairs, turning to look at the stupid potion that he'd have to get rid of. Oh, fuck. "Virgil? This yours? If so, I'm gonna take a sip, sparring gets one parched." Virgil gasped, watching Roman raise the drink closer to his lips. "NO!" Virgil dropped his things grabbing the drink out of Romans hands, watching timidly the small puddle that spilt. Roman looked at Virgil bewildered. "Virge? My prince, what was that for? I won't drink it all, just a sip." Roman reached for the drink again. Virgil took a deep breath before chugging the whole thing. Fuck fuck fuck fuck why would I do that?! "Virgil!" Roman sighed in defeat although the disappointment isn't sugar coated. "Ah..... Yummy." Virgil flushed in embarrassment, quickly moving to the kitchen blindly trying to clean his mug, making Roman sigh. "Are you alright? You're not gonna get anywhere with your eyes closed." Roman took the mug from Virgil and began to wash it for him, leaving Virgil to back away apologizing. "I-i think I'm gonna lay down on the--" Poof. "Meow." What. The. Actual. Fuck- "huh?" Roman turned around to see a black cat, with a white patch that looks to be some sort of picture? Guess Alurio got out. "Alurio? Did you see Virgil?" The cat stayed silent. Probably mocking Roman. And Roman didn't like that. Sighing Roman put away Virgils mug, watching Alurio out of the corner of his eye, making sure the cat couldn't bamboozle him again.

Okay, well, his boyfriend was staring at him like he was possessed. How long will I be a fucking cat?! Wait, I can't believe I'd willingly take a death by wanking for my boyfriend, I mean how humiliating is that!? Virgil sighed to himself jumping up onto the bar, face towards the TV. "Maybe someone will turn on the TV.." He muttered, which of course sounded like 'meow'. "NOT TODAY SATAN-" Virgil flinched, turning to look at his boyfriend, turning around just in time for Roman to finish spazzing and pointing a frying pan at him. Virgil got that Roman thought he was Alurio, and can't tell the difference as he hasn't seen Alurio hardly at all. But, seriously, why was it to this point???

Alurio stared- no more like -_- into my soul, mocking me with every movement, planning something. I'm sure of it. Then again, I'm a prince, loved by all. .. Right? Maybe he's just intimidated? Roman reached out to pet him cautiously, still clutching the frying pan. Roman yanked his hand back, definitely not liking the fucking noise from Alurio. "Did- did you just hiss at me??? How dare you-?" "CAT!" Patton instantly scooped up the small ball of fur, ignoring the fact he is allergic. Petting Alurio endlessly moving to sit on the couch. "Padre, your allergies." Roman reminded walking over and reaching for Alurio, who promptly hissed at him, making Patton giggle. Why that little- "I have reacted yet! Besides logie says it could go away with time!" Roman sighs sitting on the opposite side of the couch watching Alurio intensely. "Okay, okay, Pat, but once you start having a reaction, he goes." Patton turns on some Steven Universe watching intently while petting Virgil.

A few hours later.

"Wheres Virgie? He'd love to have his cat right?" Roman showcased a confused look after tearing his eyes away from the tv. "Why do you assume it's his, it could be mine." Patton laughs, "Right, kiddo, sorry, it's just normally you don't look at your own cat like it's holding you hostage, and Alurio..... Like the phobia? That's Virgils name choice." Roman nodded, followed by a shrug. "I don't know, he disappeared earlier today, when Alurio got out." Virgil jumped out of Patton's lap, stretching before making sitting atop the table behind the couch. "That's strange, you think he's alright, though, right?" Patton asked worriedly as the smile that he held for Alurio as he jumped onto the table faded. "I'm sure he is, Pat."

"Salutations." Logan's voice sounded as he made his way downstairs, noticing the notebook and pen laying on the floor. He picked it up, ready to solve the mystery of the mistreated items. "Do these belong to you?" He inquiries holding up the things. "No?" "Not mine, kiddo." "Then Virgils." Logan walked over to the table trying to place down the notebook, noticing a beautiful cat laying down. Logan noticed another notebook underneath Virgil. "And you are?" Virgil instinctively hissed at the stupid question. Oh, wait. He's a cat. "Alurio! Virgils cat!" "And what about your allergies, Patton?" Patton beamed, grinning like a child. "No reaction yet! We've been together for hours too!" Hm, strange. "Wait! It's movie night!!" Logan looked over at the adorable man by the couch. "Quick! We need snacks and onesies!" Patton raced into the kitchen to prepare snacks, Roman walking upstairs, "I'll get your onesie out for you, Padre." He called before disappearing. Logan stared at... Alurio? I believe that was his name. Strange to name it after the phobia of cats. But that just solidifies it's Virgils cat... Right? That doesn't make sense, as Patton would have had an allergic reaction. While it is possible to go away in time, the last time they checked together was a few days ago. There is no way Patton just moved over the allergy so quickly.

"Hiya, friends." Remus greeted, walking into the kitchen, not noticing Logan leaving to change. "I finally didn't get him to wear pajamas." Virgil hissed at Janus, as he sat down abruptly beside Virgil. Virgil and Janus stared into one anothers eyes. Both quietly talking it seemed. "Janus? Are you not joining us?" Janus smirked and provided a knowing look to who he knew to be Virgil, before getting up and walking to the others, not noticing everyone had arrived. The lights went off and the tv turned on, the agreed upon movie (of your choice) played, Patton went and grabbed his drink, picking up Alurio on his way back, sitting down and getting comfortable beside Logan.

They pause the movie midway through for a bathroom break. Virgil having situated himself on the railing of the second stretch of stairs. Remus started up the stairs to the bathroom, Virgil hissing at him as he went by. Remus stopped back tracked, stared Virgil in the eyes, before giving him a nudge, laughing to himself as Virgil fell, "Remus! Be nice! Is he okay?" Remus nodded, "Sorry, daddy!" and he continued his way to the bathroom. That jerk. Logan was admittedly still confused about the cat... He had a theory, but it wasn't fact. It wasn't solidified by evidence and that made him frustrated. "Ro, I'm getting worried about Virgil." Roman assured him that Virgil was fine, and there was nothing to worry about. Roman still made plans for a search party for him in the imagination. Everyone returned and got situated and started the movie up again.

"Oh, I love that movie! It's so good." Patton applauded the movie as he Strectched. "Remus, help me with these?" Remus sighed grumpily picking up some of the dirty dishes. Patton set them in the sink turning around and petting Alurio who got up on the bar. "Remus, do you know Alurio?" Remus nodded gladly taking the opportunity to stop cleaning. "I do, I mean we lived together for decades." Remus sat down on one of the chairs that sat around the table, smiling to himself as he heard Virgil purr Beneath Patton's attention. "Why do you ask, Patton?" Janus joined in sitting beside Remus. Patton looked up as if caught off guard. "Oh! Nothing like 'what's your past like' or whatever, it's just it'd be rude if I didn't introduce you with him, especially when he's been here for the whole movie, haha-" "That's not a him." Janus confirmed, chuckling as Virgil stopped in his tracks and glares at Janus. Virgil would know no end to the embarrassment of being turned into a cat! Let alone, on PURPOSE. "And that's also not Alurio." Remus chimed in, earning a hiss from Virgil. This of course gained everyone else's interest. Virgil shrinking in on himself, still glaring at Remus. "What? What do you mean?" Patton asked watching the cat cautiously. "See when you've known someone for as long as we have you don't tend to know them well enough to know it's them even if they were disguised." Janus  said, crossing his arms. Remus kept trying to hold in his laughter that not even Virgils boyfriend knew that was him. "Did Virgil drink anything.... Weird? Or even act weird?" Remus asked still trying to hold in his laughter. "He stole his drink back from me earlier today before he disappeared." Remus burst into laughter, everything immediately clicking with Logan. "Virgil definitely did not get a potion from secret sources." Janus kept the dragon witches out of the explanation as to save Virgils skin later. Virgil hissed at the man with vigor. "What?! This is Virgil?!" Roman was shocked,"Aweee." Patton smiled patting his sons head. Poof. Then he turned back to normal, sitting on the table and a human. Being patted by Patton. Patton giggled stopping his petting, and hugging Virgil. "I was so worried for you!" Patton whispered. "I must admit he's adorable even as a cat." Roman commented pecking his boyfriends cheek. "And next time, Alurio is a girl." Remus commented grinning like a maniac.

Even though today was nice and all, Virgil didn't wanna be cat at all, anymore.

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Hope you enjoyed 💜

Not proof read

Sorry for the crappy writing

Requested on my wattpad and figured if I'm doing it there why not here, (this took three hours of rewriting cause I lost everything ;-; but they liked the one shot so :) yay)

Also the dragon witchs (they/them) name was gonna be in Norse because why not but it didn't make the cut. :(

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@reiney-weather @hedgiehoggles @emo-sunshine42 @helloidkwhatimdoing-0 @autumnpleaves @love-lemons @radicalskatervirgil

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I made this awhile ago. Ignore that spelling mistake

[ID: A kitten is crammed between two couch cushions and is suspended upside down with his eyes wide while a second, older cat watches. The older cat, in dark blue text indicating that this cat represents Logan/ Logic, says “Virgil, it’s been 3 days. You need to go to sleep.” The kitten does not respond but floating around him in purple text, indicating that he represents Virgil/ Anxiety, are the following phrases: hoodie, coffee, no slep, thomas, mcr, and p!atd. End ID]