Me: Come snuggle with me. Be a lap cat! Watson: Give me fancy feast. Rub rub purr purr knead knead purr. Me: No, come here, be a lap cat! Cuddle with me! Fall asleep! Watson: I'm cute, give me my fancy feast. Purrrrrrrrrrrrr...very loud purrrrrrrr...I purr loudest when I want something...purrrrrrrrrrrr... *leaps down, looks back expectantly* Me: No, come back! Snuggle with me! Take a nap! Watson, come here! Watson: *Jumps back up* Rub rub, purr purr, Fancy Feast, purr. *Gets down, jumps back up, gets down again, jumps back up* Me: Snuggle! Watson: Fancy Feast! *leaps away* Me: No, come back! Be a lap cat! Snuggle with me! Go to sleep on me! Watson: I'm just going to sit over here and stare at you until you give me my fancy feast. Me: pfft. Watson: *sending telepathic cat messages to your brain* faaaancy feeaast...it's time for faaaaancy feeeeeast...