#cat newmeyer

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Stef: Look, Vee. You’re obviously upset about Marshal.

Cat: So, we’ve called this intervention to help you out.

Vee: I’m not upset.

Stef: Vee, we found you in the park throwing rocks at old couples.

Vee: Why should they be happy!?

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Ok. I am going to picture Marshal without his personality. Woah, Marshal might be hot.

Cat Newmeyer

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Jasper: Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group.

Cat: But you wear shame so well.

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Cat: Underwood, what are you DOING out here?

Mal: Nothing! Just- just out for a walk! Helps with my pubescent mood swings.

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Cat *answering her phone*: Hello?

Jasper: It's Jasper.

Cat: What did he do this time?

Jasper: No, it's me, Jasper, it's actually me.

Cat: What did you do this time?

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Marshal: We’re clearly attracted to each other

Cat: I’m attracted to pie. It doesn’t mean I feel the need to date pie.

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The Posterchildren Fancast (6/?) Copycat

Ronda Rousey as Catherine Newmeyer

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Cat: Can he get more pathetic?

Vee: I've seen worse. Wait, that was Marshal too...