#cat servant

[hpysprkl]

The furry son is taking up the spot where the laptop usually goes, and I kind of want to chuck him off, but also he's just cute and soft and warm so I guess he can stay. I hope he lets me lay down and go to sleep soon.

Also look @oldworldwidgets, I did the tattoo a few weeks ago! There's also a danger railsign on the middle finger of my other hand now and I think it's fucking hilarious.

Learning to tattoo left-handed was equally hilarious.

[johnnydany]

Personal Cat Servant Funny Cat Lover Gift T-Shirt

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[jennifergarlen]

Thought I was going to have a whole month alone in the house to work on my novel.. Forgot that the cat to cat servant ratio would be violently shifted in the cats’ favor...

[jennifergarlen]

LEGO has a thing for old cat ladies. I don’t know if I feel offended or seen.

[libertyreads]

T. Kingfisher is an obvious cat owner.

[thestoicsatanist]

Feline Routine

My cat has me trained, as all cats have their servants trained. At 7:30pm it’s play time, she’ll meow and make a ruckus to remind me. At 8:45pm it's treat time. Then at around 9:30pm it’s snurggle time with her Nightmare Before Christmas blanket. Then after that it’s straight to bed for her. Usually she lays horizontally across my bed, because like everything else, it’s no longer mine. 😺😸😹

[queer-beyond-compare]

My sunken chest has become a cat bed

[shaneycrawford]

Me.