Catlab
I aliased matlab to catlab today because of a typo, but this has led to lots of wonderful mental images.
BOSS: (walking up to cubicle) Hey Bootsie, whaaat's happening
BOOTSIE: (a cat, sitting in front of a keyboard) *purrs*
BOSS: Listen, we gotta talk about your code. You need to vectorize more often, and use fewer loops.
BOOTSIE: meow
BOSS: We need to focus on tackling big data applications, and vectorization is part of that, Bootsie.
BOOTSIE: (stretches, and lies back down with back to BOSS)
BOSS: Haha, alright, good talk. Catch you later.










