#catlab

[vivianamors]

Same Stone, Second Day by Paul Stillwell

[kdweaver]

Catlab

I aliased matlab to catlab today because of a typo, but this has led to lots of wonderful mental images.

BOSS: (walking up to cubicle) Hey Bootsie, whaaat's happening

BOOTSIE: (a cat, sitting in front of a keyboard) *purrs*

BOSS: Listen, we gotta talk about your code. You need to vectorize more often, and use fewer loops.

BOOTSIE: meow

BOSS: We need to focus on tackling big data applications, and vectorization is part of that, Bootsie.

BOOTSIE: (stretches, and lies back down with back to BOSS)

BOSS: Haha, alright, good talk. Catch you later.

[collegefootballcountdown]

CATLAB = DANA HOLGORSEN

[johnshopkinsistheworst]

Dear MATLAB:

[jkschnabel]

Time for an meth/acid trip.

[jkschnabel]

Remember that scene in UHF where Weird Al made something out his mashed potatoes and said, "This means something"? That's how I feel after watching a CATLAB video like this. It says something about Ohio State but don't know what.

[mumblelard]

christmas is carnage